Bill O'Turdly @ January 31, 2007 # No Comment Yet
CHOP, CHOP! Here in our continuing series of the thoughts and musings of Donnie Davies, we give you the second intsallment of What Donnie thinks…
I’ve been researching for many years now and feel I’ve come up with a very strong program to help cure people of Homosexuality. Its called the C.H.O.P.S program and We’re [...]
Bill O'Turdly @ January 31, 2007 # One Comment
Well, TOAS in an attempt to find new talent has combed the drag karaoke scene to give you this. It is our hope, that we can further enhance aspiring acts like this to further acclaim on such prestigious websites such as Pitchfork.
Bill O'Turdly @ January 31, 2007 # 2 Comments
Due to some technical difficulties (i.e. a massive cocaine binge with some strippers and whores), we here at TOAS have fallen out of the loop, so to speak. Rather than writing a heartfelt pompous testament to this legendary man, we would rather have him speak for himself.
Bill O'Turdly @ January 30, 2007 # No Comment Yet
As a continuing service to the public and to our avid readers, we at TOAS offer a new service: “What Donnie Thinks.”
A lot of people have been asking me, “Where are you coming from, Donnie?” Well, I was hoping that in my song The Bible Says that I had made myself clear, but there [...]
Bill O'Turdly @ January 30, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Not to be confused with Donnie Davies, this Donnie Davies is the Georgia Limousin Association breeder of the year.
If you want a good ol’ fashioned gay bashing hoedown, Donnie and His band The Evening Service are for hire. If you don’t believe us here at TOAS, here is what Donnie’s band has to say:
“Right from [...]
Bill O'Turdly @ January 30, 2007 # No Comment Yet
What has happened to NASCAR? Gone is the moonshine swilling and the white sand beach of Daytona. The advent of non-southern race car drivers and even foreign ones, like Juan Pablo Montoya have threatend the integrity of this once proud redneck fiefdom.
As an 8 year old child I learned some valuable lessons at the [...]
Turd Furgeson @ January 29, 2007 # No Comment Yet
This is unbeliveable, Love Gods Way has a list of bands that are just foaming at the pink bits to invade your straight family life with gay homosexuality. Included in the list are Queen and Judas Priest. Obvious from the beginning, but thanks for the warning. Also included are Metallica, it may be true [...]
Bill O'Turdly @ January 29, 2007 # One Comment
This just in from those friendly people at Love God’s Way
“Suffering is one very long moment. We cannot divide it by seasons. We can only record its moods, and chronicle their return. With us time itself does not progress. It revolves. It seems to circle round one centre of pain.”
–Oscar Wilde (reformed homosexual)
I am [...]
Turd Furgeson @ January 29, 2007 # One Comment
The champions of freedom and democracy in Asia, North Korea, slammed the South for censoring the web.
Apparently sites like the North Korean KCNA are not only hilarious, but considered dangerous and censored. That’s right South Koreans cannot read about “Kim Jong Il’s Birthday Celebrated in Different Countries” despite having ultra high speed Internet access [...]
Bill O'Turdly @ January 29, 2007 # No Comment Yet
As a public service announcement about the increasing gay population of the world, we offer our ardent readers what the bible says…
It is as plain as day, God hates a fag and if you are a fag he hates you too. Read the bible, to enter heaven there is no back door. Righteous man get [...]
Bill O'Turdly @ January 29, 2007 # 4 Comments
After listening to the marvelous texture and musical tones of the latest Turd on a Stick release “We Are the New Banner on Pitchfork’s Website,” this reviewer was simply enthralled by the 3 tracks on the album that I cared to listen to. After fast forwarding through the other 7 songs, I decided that this [...]
