How to Get a Free College Degree

We, at TOAS, have decided to help current and future American university students by giving our advice:

Take out as much money in student loans as you possibly can and live it up while you are a student, then when you graduate defer the loans as long as you can. Next or while you are doing that, go and teach English abroad. Try to find a country that you enjoy living in and make that your new home. Then, consolidate all your loans into one new loan, and while you are settling in your new home forget about your loans.

If Ronald Reagan could say that the homeless don’t exist, then why can’t you say the same for student loans.

One other piece of advice, get duplicate copies of your university diplomas.

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