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Friday September 10th 2010

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TOAS Exclusive: Bush Speech Leaked

Good evening my fellow Americans.

We have to discuss Iraq today and we have to help North Korea securitize the dismantling the dismantled nuclear warheads in Afghanistan and beyond. We certainly have a firm commitment to Europe. We are subliminally a part of Europe. It’s important in Afghanistan and beyond. We, we’re a nation of law. We adhere to laws. We have laws on the books. You might look at those laws. And that might provide comfort for you.

I care a lot about the Iraq strategy. You see, the strategy of Iraq is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods. Really. I am not part of the problem. I am practically a Shiate. The Vice President and I… It’s very important for folks to understand that when there’s more trade, there’s more commerce.

That’s the most deep thought of all. There’s all kinds of ways to change regimes. It’s  Ariel Sharon of Israel is a man of peace.

I think the strategy in Iraq is good for America. It’s the way America is all about, snorting cocaine and fucking your friends’ wives.

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