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Friday March 12th 2010

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Investment Opportunities

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Looking to invest, say a few million dollars.

Look no further! Iraq Suppliers provides a definitive ‘one-stop shop’ from which greedy western investors and greedy Iraqis (who are keen to sell their country), can source company information for the supply of equipment, materials and contract partners. With comprehensive lists of industries and companies to invest in, Iraq Suppliers also provides links to the glamourous Baghdad business world.

Reconstructing Iraq will require the assistance of a large range of contractors, specifiers, vendors, manufacturers, retailers, export/import agents and distributors to aid in the supply of materials for rebuilding the country’s power and water facilities, roads, bridges and other infrastructure. The scale of the project will also enable companies to locate and pursue business opportunities in investment and trade within the country.

Sign up today and get ready to earn big bucks while you dodge car bombs and insurgents!

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3 Responses to “Investment Opportunities”

  1. DGA says:

    And I’ve been sweating it on a TIAA-CREF account. This makes more sense than these New Orleans real estate offers my students email me.

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  2. Bill Oturdly says:

    Why would you want property in a flood plane when you can exploit a country that already has been exploited.

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  3. Turd Furgeson says:

    New Orleans real estate is for suckers and loser bitches without the means of protecting their investment.
    Today’s government has investment protection services that rival any of it’s real estate competitors. For example:
    - Endless soldiers and arms to quell resistance
    - Puppet leaders, they look and feel like the real thing
    - Manifest Destiny (Above International Law) Grade Immunity from U.N. Persecution

    Would you trust your real estate investment to anyone else?

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