Dick Cheney and John Howard have admitted they like to wear women’s underwear and prance around cross dressing like J. Edgar Hoover. In a joint press briefing in Canberra, they reconfirmed their love of Texas Tea. Jokingly, a reporter yelled out “tea bag him Dick.” This brought out some laughter as Dick belted out one of his best lines:
“They have made fairly inflammatory statements. They appear to be pursuing development of nuclear weapons.”
Using our new turd translator we found this to be the meaning of Dick’s antics: “Iran has oil. We need oil. I like making wars for Haliburton. My God doesn’t like anyone who is not white and Iran cannot have nuclear weapons and become untouchable.”
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