Bill O'Turdly @ March 27, 2007 # 2 Comments
We could not resist taking on this undeserved rock deity. If anyone actually saw Nirvana play live, like Kool Moe Turd and myself did in September, 1991 at City Gardens in Trenton, New Jersey, then you would know that they sucked ass live. Kurt Cobain couldn’t even keep his guitar in tune and when we [...]
Bill O'Turdly @ March 26, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Before there was Donnie Davies, there was Burton Quim.
Bill O'Turdly @ March 26, 2007 # No Comment Yet
We know it’s easy, but we couldn’t resist.
Bill O'Turdly @ March 25, 2007 # 2 Comments
A long time favorite of TOAS: all hail to the power of Wata.
Bill O'Turdly @ March 25, 2007 # No Comment Yet
WASHINGTON – TOAS has intercepted a top secret message from US President George W. Bush to the rest of the world.
Bill O'Turdly @ March 24, 2007 # One Comment
Ever trying to reach the masses, T. and I have made a Myspace page. So far, we have a whopping 20 friends. That is 12 more than US President George W. Bush.
Special thanks to The Gay Black Jew for the image.
Bill O'Turdly @ March 24, 2007 # No Comment Yet
SYDNEY — TESOL (Teaching of English to Speakers of Other Languages) researchers have now claimed that English has the ability to overtake and destroy inter-species’ cultures and languages. According to top TESOL scholar Fark McGilliturd, the hegeomonic spread of English is not only limited to humans, but wild dogs and rodents are likely susceptible to [...]
Bill O'Turdly @ March 23, 2007 # No Comment Yet
From the genius of Bob Odenkirk…
Bill O'Turdly @ March 23, 2007 # 2 Comments
“Tramadol, The New Frontier” is the name of TOAS song. Tramadol, The New Frontier is the name of the new TOAS album. “Tramadol, The New Frontier” does not appear on Tramadol, The New Frontier, but Tramadol, The New Frontier used “Tramadol, The New Frontier“, from 2007’s We Are The New Banner on Pitchfork, as [...]
Bill O'Turdly @ March 22, 2007 # 2 Comments
Having some aches and pains?
Well, look no further Robert Tilton heals!
Bill O'Turdly @ March 22, 2007 # No Comment Yet
“Don’t trouble yourself replying now since your bald Abe Lincoln lookin’ ass didn’t have the nuts to it before.”
Our pal, Chezeqake Turd, received this nonsensical insult in an email. We figured it was good enough to start a series on real nonsensical insults that people have received. So, if you have received an insult that [...]
Bill O'Turdly @ March 21, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Without the proper techniques of how to pass for a woman, it doesn’t matter how expensive or what products you buy!!
What [...]
