Hardaway Probable
Fresh off his “I Hate Fags” American tour, Tim Hardaway has entered negotations with TOAS to join the already illustrious line up of TOAS, Dancing with the Stars, which includes Adrain Zmed, the Dancing Dwarf, the bald Britney Spears, and Vanilla Ice.
Citing the questioned sexuality of Adrian Zmed, Hardaway reiterated his stance by saying: “You know, I hate gay people, so I let it be known. I don’t like gay people and I don’t like to be around gay people. I am homophobic. I don’t like it. It shouldn’t be in the world or in the United States.”
While, it still remains to be seen, if we at TOAS can lure Tim Hardaway and his famous goose step to TOAS, Dancing with the Stars. However, we will try not to let our readers down, all 6 of them.
Author: Bill O'Turdly
Posted on Thursday, March 1 2007
Filed under: Turds
Tagged: Adrian Zmed, Britney Spears, Dance with the Stars, Dancing Dwarves, Dancing with the Stars, Homophobic Hotdogs, NBA, Redneck Fiefdom, Tim Hardaway, TOAS, Turds
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