CUPERTINO, CALIFORNIA — After conquering the world of portable media players for infidels, Apple boss Steve Jobs has unveiled the iBomb, which Jobs characterized as a “multi-function portable media player for Islamic extremists.” The Apple boss continued by saying that he wanted “to open Apple’s iPod [the leading brand of portable media players] to a new ever-increasing market, Islamic extremists.”
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Friday September 3rd 2010
I would like to thank Steve Jobs an apple for making this device. We were in the process of designing one ourselves, but Apple beat us to it, good work!
So, again the infidels send us their obsolete unwanted garbage! Do we not rate a touch screen? Would a little wi-fi be too much to expect from the great Satan in the West? Why is Islamic terrorism always the bridesmaid but never the bride? Until there is an iBomb touch, I curse Steve Jobs’ testicles a hundred million times and decree a fatwa on this filth.