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	<title>Comments on: Apple Unveils iBomb</title>
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	<description>A heartfelt dose of pretension that retains the aesthetic of complete ignorance</description>
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		<title>By: Annoyed in Afghanistan</title>
		<link>http://www.turdonastick.com/2007/05/19/apple-unveils-ibomb/comment-page-1/#comment-1288</link>
		<dc:creator>Annoyed in Afghanistan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 15:38:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>So, again the infidels send us their obsolete unwanted garbage! Do we not rate a touch screen? Would a little wi-fi be too much to expect from the great Satan in the West? Why is Islamic terrorism always the bridesmaid but never the bride? Until there is an iBomb touch, I curse Steve Jobs&#039; testicles a hundred million times and decree a fatwa on this filth.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So, again the infidels send us their obsolete unwanted garbage! Do we not rate a touch screen? Would a little wi-fi be too much to expect from the great Satan in the West? Why is Islamic terrorism always the bridesmaid but never the bride? Until there is an iBomb touch, I curse Steve Jobs&#8217; testicles a hundred million times and decree a fatwa on this filth.</p>
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		<title>By: Osama bin Laden</title>
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		<dc:creator>Osama bin Laden</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2007 04:22:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I would like to thank Steve Jobs an apple for making this device. We were in the process of designing one ourselves, but Apple beat us to it, good work!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I would like to thank Steve Jobs an apple for making this device. We were in the process of designing one ourselves, but Apple beat us to it, good work!</p>
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