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‘Wiki How’ let me down again

Turd Furgeson @ June 27, 2007 # No Comment Yet

I can’t tell you how excited i was when i saw this headline in my RSS thing:
How to Make Bowls out of Vinyl Records
Don’t get excited it’s not what you think. Well it might be if you want to toss a salad. No not that but…
Here’s the How to’s that I’d like to see:
How to [...]

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The Greatest Lie Ever Told: “God Loves Everyone.”

Bill O'Turdly @ June 25, 2007 # One Comment

Yeah, well no shit! God only loves white people who are fascists. Furthermore, if you are gay, Arabic, not a ne0-conservative or just simply not inept, then he hates you too.
I always thought that religion was a private enterprise. So, if you are dumb, stupid or simply a homophobic racist, The Westboro Baptist Church is [...]

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Return to Sound Values

Turd Furgeson @ June 20, 2007 # One Comment

Are you disgusted with a liberal party that blames America first?
Are you fed up with bureaucrats who want to keep your kids in failing schools?
Are you outraged with liberal activist judges who ban the Pledge of Allegiance in public schools and oppose any mention of God in public life?
Tired of the liberal politics of dividing [...]

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Hasselhoff Swears, “The Booze Helped”

Turd Furgeson @ June 19, 2007 # One Comment

David Hasselhoff (aka Night Rocker) fell off the wagon during a custody hearing. Was so wasted that his 16 year old taped him fumbling with a cheeseburger off the floor. He still won custody. Pamela Bach must come off as a stone cold bitch in the courtroom. Or perhaps Hasselhoff bribed the judge with a [...]

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Turd Supply

Turd Furgeson @ June 18, 2007 # One Comment

Those soft rock renegades from Down Under…

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Paris Hilton Reveals a Glimpse of Her Book About Her Jail Experience

Bill O'Turdly @ June 15, 2007 # One Comment

Haha! Made you Look!

Thank you for the Turd on a Stick.

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For Those Secret Adrian Zmed Fans

Bill O'Turdly @ June 14, 2007 # 3 Comments

For those secret Adrian Zmed fans that find us on google, we give you this. Adrian Zmed at the height of his career.

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The United States does not conduct or condone torture

Turd Furgeson @ June 8, 2007 # No Comment Yet

This article from People’s Daily Online. Images from Anti-War.
Six human rights groups urged the US government yesterday to name and explain the whereabouts of 39 people they said were believed to have been held in US custody and “disappeared.”

The report said suspects’ relatives, including children as young as seven, had been held in secret detention [...]

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Now another Word from Our Sponsers

Bill O'Turdly @ June 6, 2007 # No Comment Yet

I went to Venezuela and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

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Two Sides of William Jefferson’s Simple Story

Turd Furgeson @ June 5, 2007 # No Comment Yet

FOXNews?: Congressman William Jefferson Indicted on Bribery Charges
RNA: U.S. congressman indicted on bribery charges, faces 235 years
FOXNews?: A federal grand jury on Monday indicted Louisiana Democratic Rep. William Jefferson on 16 charges relating to a long-running investigation into bribery, racketeering, obstruction of justice and money laundering.
RNA: A federal grand jury in the town of Alexandria, [...]

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A Dangerous, Dangerous Man

Turd Furgeson @ June 1, 2007 # No Comment Yet

Our country cannot afford people to have right toght to choose to end their own lives!
Dr. Kevorkian, also widley known as Dr. Death ( a pseudonynm he never gave himself) is very near the end of his sentence.
This foul beast is about to be released from prison after doing, well nothing really, but providing a [...]

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Paul Shoots, Paul Scores

Turd Furgeson @ June 1, 2007 # No Comment Yet

OOOh paul you smooth devil you.
If you remember a couple weeks back Paul Wolfowitz responded to a letter from a lonely woman without writing skills. He must of said the right words, cause she’s interested.

thanks for the beautiful things u said about me i really like it…i will like u to add me ok so [...]

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