Lionel Richie Cough Drops
Bill O'Turdly @ July 31, 2007 # No Comment Yet
We gonna jumba jumba all night…
Bush and Brown vow to work together or else Rice will bite Brown’s dick off
Bill O'Turdly @ July 30, 2007 # No Comment Yet
WASHINGTON DC - US President George W Bush and UK PM Gordon Brown have held their first formal talks, renewing pledges to fight terrorism and seek progress in Iraq.
Mr Brown said both nations had duties and responsibilities in Iraq, and that he would seek military advice before announcing any changes in policy.
The pair [...]
South Park to use Sam Brownback in a soon to be aired new episode
Bill O'Turdly @ July 30, 2007 # No Comment Yet
DENVER, CO - South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone have disclosed a new story line that involves U.S. Preseidential hopeful Sam Brownback in a soon to be aired epsiode.
In a recent interview, Parker said that the hit show plans to revisit an old and forgotten story line, Getting Gay with Kids is Cool, [...]
Barry Bonds admits his head is bigger than the whole Grapefruit League
Bill O'Turdly @ July 29, 2007 # No Comment Yet
On the eve of Barry Bonds breaking Major League Baseball’s home run record, we give you conclusive evidence that Bonds is on steroids.
It is time or MLB to recognize the real home run king: Sadaharu Oh who hit 868 home runs.
The Oak Ridge Turds
Turd Furgeson @ July 28, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Is that the cast of Full House sans the Olsen Twins?
Now appearing at a second rate casino near you: The Oak Ridge Turds!
”I’ll Be True to You” “Come on In” “You’re the One.”
The Face of Satan Unveiled: The Furry Grim Reaper
Bill O'Turdly @ July 27, 2007 # No Comment Yet
PROVIDENCE, R.I. - The face of Satan has been seen at an home for the elderly in Providence, Rhodes Island. Oscar the cat (Satan himself) seems to have an uncanny knack for predicting when nursing home patients are going to die, by curling up next to them during their final hours.
His accuracy, observed in 25 [...]
Our Man Sam Brownback has befriended TOAS
Bill O'Turdly @ July 27, 2007 # No Comment Yet
We are delighted to tell you, our secular trash cabal, that our man Sam Brownback, himself has befriended TOAS on Myspace. We are in this together now for a safer, whiter, intorelant, ignorant, white, Christian America. So, go get your free Brownback bracelet, show your support and be a good Christian soldier!
Pope Benedict XVI Hemorrhoidal Suppositories
Bill O'Turdly @ July 26, 2007 # No Comment Yet
The only hemorrhoidal suppositories with the Papal seal of approval.
Lohan Again Expresses Her Desire to Star in a Lesbian Jailhouse Porn Film
Bill O'Turdly @ July 25, 2007 # One Comment
LOS ANGELES — Lindsay Lohan was arrested again for drinking and driving. The 21 year old star was pulled over by police offices in Santa Monica, California. She already faces a drunk driving charge in Beverely Hills when her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 convertible struck a curb, and investigators found what they believed was cocaine.
After her [...]
Hellsong
Bill O'Turdly @ July 24, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Get your McDonald’s salt packets ready for your blessing! We give you Hellsong, Australia’s largest growing evangelical church.
How do you say dumb ass: Korean Missionaries
Bill O'Turdly @ July 23, 2007 # No Comment Yet
KABUL - Taleban rebels have taken 23 Korean missionaries hostage in an attempt to free Taleban prisoners from the Afghan government. What we don’t know is why the hell would anyone be stupid enough to try and convert people to Christianity in Afghanistan. Leave it to Korean evangelists to try it, and that they did. [...]
We’re Going to Hell because We Are Prententious Ignorant Atheists
Bill O'Turdly @ July 23, 2007 # No Comment Yet
We are so excited to inform you, our unrelenting secular trash cabal, that we have been condemned to hell and called pretentious, ignorant, atheists!
And, please remember that before you read any content on Turd on a Stick to say this prayer to the Lord:
IN JESUS NAME, I BIND UP EVERY DEMON COMING ACROSS THE COMPUTER [...]