Celestial Seasons Seagaltime
Kool Moe Turd @ August 31, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Steven Seagal is not only a collector of guitars and sharp dresser, but he now has his own Celestial Sesonings Tea.
Hands on Shit: Michaelangelo Matos in the Turd Factory
Bill O'Turdly @ August 30, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Turds are everywhere, and seldom more so than this year. A freaking Mormon, who likes to torture teens is set to run for the White House, and this week Australian Prime Minister John Howard declared that any planes who stray into downtown Sydney’s airspace during the APEC Summit will be shot down which [...]
David Vitter’s Refastenable Adult Diapers
Bill O'Turdly @ August 29, 2007 # One Comment
The only adult diapers with the U.S. Senate seal of approval.
All fags go to hell, wait let me see your cock
Bill O'Turdly @ August 28, 2007 # No Comment Yet
WASHINGTON – U.S. Senator Larry Craig is a conservative Republican who has voted against gay marriage and opposes hate crimes legislation that would extend special protections to gay and lesbian crime victims.
However, he was busted for lewd conduct in a men’s toilet at the Minneapolis airport. Craig has pleaded guilty to misdemeanor charges and his [...]
Turd and Sebastian
Kool Moe Turd @ August 28, 2007 # One Comment
We give those sensitive indie rockers from Glasgow…
Bush vows to continue promoting fascism
Bill O'Turdly @ August 26, 2007 # No Comment Yet
KANSAS CITY, Mo. - Citing America’s war experience in Asia, and even Vietnam, U.S. President Bush on Wednesday stupidly made the case for staying the course in Iraq and reiterated his support for Iraqi Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki. In his speech at the Veterans of Foreign Wars, Mr. Bush said:
The ideals and interests that led [...]
Mitt Romeny Teen Torture Nipple Clamps now available in all Walmart stores
Bill O'Turdly @ August 25, 2007 # One Comment
Supplies are limited. Purchase your set today and keep those pesky kids from asking questions.
Barry Bonds handed big steaming turd
Bill O'Turdly @ August 24, 2007 # No Comment Yet
SAN FRANCISCO — Barry Bonds basked in hometown adulation Friday during a celebration where he received a steaming big turd from TOAS and heard every mention of the steroid controversy that dogged him on the way to the career home run record.
Bonds was joined on a stage at Justin Herman Plaza by family, teammates, politicians [...]
Lohan gets her wish to make lesbian jail house porn
Bill O'Turdly @ August 24, 2007 # No Comment Yet
LOS ANGELES - Actress Lindsay Lohan pleaded guilty to drunk driving charges in a plea bargain with authorities. Accordingly, the actress will have to spend one night in jail (in which she plans to make a lesbian jail house porn film) and has to serve three years probation with community service and a drug [...]
The Fuhrer (oops, I mean the architect) has spoken
Bill O'Turdly @ August 20, 2007 # No Comment Yet
CRAWFORD, Texas - Master GOP strategist Karl Rove won’t let up in his attacks on Democratic presidential hopeful Hillary Rodham Clinton, but the intriguing question is why.
Is it a sign that Rove, who masterminded Bush’s two presidential victories, is worried about Clinton? Or a calculation that the GOP attacks will get Democrats to rally [...]
Nickelturd
Bill O'Turdly @ August 20, 2007 # No Comment Yet
We give you the shittiest band from Canada…