Abraham was a schizophrenic
Bill O'Turdly @ September 30, 2007 # One Comment
God, a voice in Abram’s head, called Abram to go to “the land I will show you”, and promised to bless him and make him (though hitherto childless) a great nation. Trusting this promise, Abram journeyed down to Shechem, and at the sacred tree (compare Genesis 35:4, Joshua 24:26, Judges 9:6) received a new promise [...]
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Alien bodies discovered under Wright-Patterson Air Force Base Hanger 18
Bill O'Turdly @ September 29, 2007 # 4 Comments
DAYTON, OHIO - Wright-Patterson Air Force Base has become well-known among UFO researchers and theorists due to its connection with the Roswell incident of July 1947.
Rumors over the years have said that wreckage from various UFO crashes have been shipped and placed in and under the infamous Hangar 18 at Wright-Patterson AFB.
These rumors [...]
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Ron Paul is still such an asshole
Bill O'Turdly @ September 28, 2007 # 2 Comments
If Ron Paul is not saying constitution this constitution that or saying the war in Iraq is illegal or unconstitutional, then he is getting the most campaign contributions from the U.S. military.
* Please note Fox News’ attempt to marginalize Ron Paul and the support he actually has.
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Job Opportunities: USA Border Patrol
Bill O'Turdly @ September 28, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Do you like hunting? Do you like hunting real live people?
Take command of your career - Go with Border Patrol!
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The Jews are in it with the Gays and Pedophiles
The Reverend Bill T. O'Turdly @ September 27, 2007 # No Comment Yet
America is being attacked from all angles and we need your help to stop it. If it is not the goddamn Arabs, fags or Jews then it is the blacks, or those damn occultists who practice sexual licentiousness-pedophilia and satanic bondage.
The homosexual activist movement and organized pedophiles are linked together by a common goal: To [...]
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Sex Pistols: “We’re in it for the money”
Bill O'Turdly @ September 26, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Is that Bozo the Clown or some mentally challenged outpatient from the local mental institution?
The original Sex Pistols line up of John Lydon, Steve Jones, Paul Cook and Glen Matlock are so hard up for cash that they are doing yet another comeback tour.
When asked for a comment Johnny Rotten gave us this: “I’m [...]
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Vatican warns against buying of relics from Pope John Paul II
Bill O'Turdly @ September 25, 2007 # No Comment Yet
ROME — Much to the objection of the Vatican, the website of the Holy Diocese of Rome has been offering small pieces of Pope John Paul II’s jawbone as part of a campaign to beatify him.
However, shortly after the jawbone pieces hit the open market on the internet, the diocese’s site was inundated with requests [...]
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Turd Blunt
Bill O'Turdly @ September 24, 2007 # No Comment Yet
All the girls swoon over Turd Blunt.
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TOAS Haunted House: former U.S. Vice President Henry Wallace rises from the dead
Bill O'Turdly @ September 18, 2007 # No Comment Yet
At the height of the war against the Axis powers, former U.S. Vice President Henry Wallace was extremely prophetic in the New York Times on April 9, 1944:
The really dangerous American fascists are not those who are hooked up directly or indirectly with the Axis. The FBI has its finger on those. The dangerous [...]
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Chinese man drops dead after viewing Turd on a Stick
Bill O'Turdly @ September 17, 2007 # No Comment Yet
BEIJING - A Chinese man dropped dead after viewing Turd on a Stick for three consecutive days, state media said on Monday as China seeks to wean internet [...]
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Cheney on D.C. Madam’s Phone List
Bill O'Turdly @ September 16, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Is that Papa Cheney or is that Big Dick getting ready for his spanking? It seems that one of our favorite fascists is on Deborah Jeane Palfrey’s list.
An extremely knowledgeable source within the CIA has informed TOAS that when Mr. Cheney was not cross dressing with Australian Prime Minister John Howard or sucking King Abdullah’s [...]
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Turdgarden
Kool Moe Turd @ September 15, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Louder than Turds
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