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Friday September 10th 2010

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Order your Klansman statue today

KKKStatueKKK.com has ceramic statues of Klansman that are 10 inches tall with a fine gloss glaze, which includes a blood drop logo that is applied after the glazing process. The blood drop signifies the Klu Klux Klan’s (self-proclaimed pure white inbred) blood heritage and the sacrificial blood of Christ that redeemed them from their sins. They are hand made one at a time by a bunch of pure white, Jew and nigger hating inbred retarded 12 year olds, who still cannot distinguish the difference between the plural you and “yous all.”

The statue comes with or without lighted eyes and makes a nice display item and is also great as a gift or collectors item. The lighted statues come with on/off switch and light bulb.

When placing your order please be sure to remember the KKK’s message: Our Entire Group of Sites are Family and Christian Friendly”


Order yours today! Supplies are limited!

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4 Responses to “Order your Klansman statue today”

  1. Chandra Coady says:

    I would like to purchase one of these statues. How do I go about doing this?

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  2. Peter says:

    I would also like a statue. And i would also like YOU to get a new sense of humour. The satire on this site is of extremely low quality.

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  3. Frank Magnusson says:

    Can I send money in envelope? I am living in Sweden. What is the totally price?

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  4. liz says:

    Hey, I say “y’all”. I’m from the south. And I wouldn’t buy one of these statues even as a freaky joke.

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