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Orwell rolls over in his grave and says I was right

Bill O'Turdly @ October 31, 2007 # No Comment Yet

Daniel Estulin, a Madrid-based journalist and an investigative reporter who took on the daunting and dangerous task of researching the Bildeberg Group, has offered his findings in The True Story Of The Bilderberg Group, recently published by Trine Day.
What Estulin’s book makes clear is that the group, along with the Council on Foreign Relations [...]

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Oprah admits she is the antichrist

Bill O'Turdly @ October 30, 2007 # No Comment Yet

A tearful Oprah Winfrey has begged forgiveness from parents of girls at her school in South Africa, following allegations of sexual and physical abuse.In an emergency meeting in Henley-on-Klip, south of Johannesburg, Winfrey was visibly distraught at reports that students had been abused by a school matron. “I’ve disappointed you. I’m so sorry. I’m so [...]

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Wankathon III

Bill O'Turdly @ October 28, 2007 # No Comment Yet

Are you a loser, good at masturbating, and can’t play the guitar?
Well, then do we have a game for you!

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Turd’s Addiction

Kool Moe Turd @ October 26, 2007 # No Comment Yet

Turd says…

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Obama to dawn black face?

Bill O'Turdly @ October 22, 2007 # One Comment

With his support in the 2008 Democratic U.S. Presidential race dwindling day by day to Hilliary Clinton, Barack Obama is comptemplating dawning black face in the spirit of Lewis Hallam Jr. The move is said to be out of a desire to drum up more support and to also convince the black voters that he [...]

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The fucking monkeys

Bill O'Turdly @ October 22, 2007 # No Comment Yet

Anyone who has ventured to India knows about the monkeys and how much fun they can be to watch after a few joints and some bang lassies.
Well, it seems the monkeys have finally struck at humanity by mortally wounding the deputy mayor of Delhi. SS Bajwa died from serious head injuries that he suffered [...]

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Harry Potter to burn in hell

The Reverend Bill T. O'Turdly @ October 20, 2007 # No Comment Yet

That no good wench J.K. Rowling has just gayified Harry Potter. If it is not the unrelenting secular gay cabal trying to take away the sanctity of marriage, then it is these pansy ass writers from England who glorify homosinuality to America’s youth.
It is God’s given right to keep America intolerant and afraid of [...]

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An open letter from U.S. Senator Larry Craig

Bill O'Turdly @ October 19, 2007 # No Comment Yet

Dear Friends,
You may have been following all the recent news and events about my attempt to retract my guilty plea to disorderly conduct in Minnesota. I have a few things to say about this matter.
How is a man suppose to go to the bathroom when there is a lewd fandango going on in the stall [...]

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Britney Spears to introduce her own peanut brittle

Kool Moe Turd @ October 19, 2007 # No Comment Yet

It seems that celebrity endorsement or celebrity owned products have become the rage among the population of the United States, and Britney Spears is no stranger to this. Britney has now begun plans to introduce her own brand of peanut brittle.

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Bush admits World War III is upon us

Bill O'Turdly @ October 18, 2007 # One Comment

WASHINGTON D.C. - U.S. President George W. Bush said Wednesday that he thought Russia still wanted to stop Iran from developing a nuclear weapon. But stepping up his own rhetoric, the president warned that for Tehran to possess such a weapon raised the risk of a “World War III.”
Then Mr. Bush quickly added, “oh yeah, [...]

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Blackwater getting the shaft

The Reverend Bill T. O'Turdly @ October 18, 2007 # No Comment Yet

The goddamn politicians in Washington and their pussy ass secular politics are letting America down. If it isn’t the Patriot Act being attacked, then it is that hate crime bill not letting good Christians tell their congregations the truth about homosinuality and its unrelenting attack against wholesome Christian values.
Now that freaking drag queen Condoleeza Rice [...]

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Jethro Turd

Kool Moe Turd @ October 17, 2007 # No Comment Yet


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