Al Gore to unleash new climate control cars
NEW YORK - Speaking at a conference for climate change, hot on the heals of his Nobel Peace Prize, Al Gore unveiled his plans for a new climate friendly car, which he plans to call Goredoba.
When asked about the similarity in name to Chrysler’s ill-fated Cordoba, Mr. Gore responded by saying “Ricardo Montalban doesn’t have anything on me. Has he ever won the Nobel prize?”
Gore continued by saying, “despite being larger than one of Cher’s yachts, I’ve designed this luxury machine to get 197 miles to the gallon. But, it doesn’t use gasoline. Oh no … it runs on testicle sweat, which I will generate myself every morning on the treadmill.”
The only thing that we do not know is whether Mr. Gore plans to offer lush Corinthean leather seats.
Author: Bill O'Turdly
Posted on Tuesday, October 16 2007
Filed under: Uncategorized
Tagged: Al Gore, cordoba, Ricardo Montalban
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