Bill O'Turdly @ November 30, 2007 # No Comment Yet
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Bill O'Turdly @ November 29, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Forget about huffing gas or downing some cough syrup. There is an even cheaper and browner way for kids to get high. As one U.S. TV station proclaimed, this “Dirty New Drug Threatens Youth,” and another TV station stated that this “pretty horrific new drug [is] becoming more and more popular in schools [...]
Turd Furgeson @ November 28, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Kevin Shields and gang hot on their heels after 1991’s Loveless, are entering the studio to finish its follow up. And, we have an exclusive glimpse of the artwork that will accompany its upcoming digital release.
Bill O'Turdly @ November 28, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Gore Vidal sums up the United States with an easy to understand quote for all:
I was born 80 years ago in a country called the United States of America and now I live in a Homeland – an expression we haven’t heard since Hitler.
Bill O'Turdly @ November 27, 2007 # No Comment Yet
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Bill O'Turdly @ November 27, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Well, we cannot get enough Boris here at Turd on a Stick. Voted the greatest living rock band, by all two TOAS active writers, we give you this Boris with Kurihara Michio concert from October 2, 2007 in Philadelphia courtesy of EATTAPES, PHILLY PA. Enjoy!
Bill O'Turdly @ November 27, 2007 # No Comment Yet
While western women and human rights activists condemn sex tourism in South East Asian countries like Thailand, Vietnam and Cambodia, who knew sex tourism for western women was alive and well in Kenya? It seems Kenya is a hot spot for middle-aged western women to get their groove on with tall and muscular Kenyan men. [...]
Bill O'Turdly @ November 24, 2007 # 2 Comments
We are so proud, and we are not even queer. If you do a Google search on FUCK THE US GOVERNMENT, we are #712 on the list.
Now, if we could only find a foam we’re #1 finger that has fuck the U.S. government on it, we would be the coolest kids on the block.
Bill O'Turdly @ November 23, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Giving new meaning to the question Do You Really Want to Hurt Me, former Culture Club singer Boy George will stand trial in February charged with falsely imprisoning a male escort by chaining him to a wall, a court ruled Thursday.
Thames Magistrate Court in London set a date of February 25 for the trial [...]
Bill O'Turdly @ November 23, 2007 # No Comment Yet
There’s not much to be said about Turdfly that hasn’t been said about Max Cavalera’s several other projects to date, they suck!
Bill O'Turdly @ November 21, 2007 # One Comment
A long time favorite of the Turd, the Melvins eat all those pussy singer/songwriters for breakfast.
Bill O'Turdly @ November 20, 2007 # 2 Comments
KABUL — Using a surreptitious USO trip to Afghanistan as cover, Bill O’Reilly has smuggled 100 kilograms of pure Afghan heroin out of Afghanistan and into Turkey, where it will [...]
