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Friday September 10th 2010

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Why No Americans Read The Economist

How the fuck are you supposed to feel good about not having enough tax dollars left over for health care when you read garbage like this?

The hope (once shared, we admit, by this newspaper) that the West’s armies could return swiftly home and leave good order behind them was naive. Saddam Hussein and the Taliban ran cruel dictatorships. But in uprooting them the West exposed deep tribal and sectarian schisms, unleashing violent forces that the dictators had kept in check and which could not be reconciled simply by installing democratic procedures. Although Afghans and Iraqis voted eagerly for democratic constitutions and new governments, these governments are not working well.

That’s enough to make me vote for Hillary Clinton!
Fuck this straight forward nonsense I’m throwing away my glasses and sticking to FOX News, so I can feel good about watching the dollar take a nosedive.
Why does everything in The Economist have to be so blunt?

 

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One Response to “Why No Americans Read The Economist”

  1. Bill O'Turdly says:

    What do you mean the Iraqi and Afghan governments are not working well. The U.S. is exploiting both countries. Let the smack flow, we need more oil!

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