Bill O'Turdly @ January 27, 2008 # One Comment
With legions of female fans, sensitive male fans who can recite all the lyrics to every Smiths’ song, perfectly styled hair (the likes of which we haven’t seen since Roger Moore’s cheesey James Bond days), and properly ironed and pressed clothing, Morrissey is a shinning beacon of heterosexuality.
Andrew Winters, a lifelong Morrissey fan and Morrissey’s [...]
Bill O'Turdly @ January 23, 2008 # No Comment Yet
It seems that there has been a lot of activity on the web defaming one Mr. Bill O’Turdly and his oh-so-scientific methods and his report on current ground breaking research in male baldness.
Bill O'Turdly @ January 6, 2008 # No Comment Yet
As we all know Britney Spears was hospitalized late last week, after the pop star locked herself in a room with one of her children at her L.A. home and refused to hand him over to her ex-husband Kevin Federline.
But, what the public doesn’t know is what the former pop queen told police officers when [...]
Bill O'Turdly @ January 4, 2008 # 2 Comments
TUSCON, Arizona - Giving new meaning to an ex-girlfriend with an axe to grind, Kumari Fullbright, who won the 2008 first annual Nick Nolte look alike contest, has been accused of holding and torturing her 24-year-old ex-boyfriend in early December with the help of three other men, including another man she had previously dated.
The law [...]
Bill O'Turdly @ January 4, 2008 # 2 Comments
DES MOINES, IOWA - Hot on the heels of his victory in the Iowa Caucus, Mike Huckabee has declared “a new day is needed in American politics, just like a new day is needed in American government.” He continued by telling supporters:
It starts here, but it doesn’t end here. It goes all the way through [...]
