Britney Spears, the new Anna Nicole

Bill O'Turdly, January 6, 2008

As we all know Britney Spears was hospitalized late last week, after the pop star locked herself in a room with one of her children at her L.A. home and refused to hand him over to her ex-husband Kevin Federline.

But, what the public doesn’t know is what the former pop queen told police officers when they arrived on the scene at her Los Angeles home.

While she was strapped to an ambulance gurney, the pop star was heard to be repeating “fuck Anna Nicole, I can handle my oxycotten.”

She continued by saying “that old dead bitch has nothing on me. I can handle my pills and my tits look better than hers.”

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