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Huckabee spotted on hotchickswithdouchebags.com

Bill O'Turdly @ February 12, 2008 # No Comment Yet

 
LOS ANGELES — Mike Huckabee has a secret life that he is not telling his followers. The Christian fascist was spotted at a trendy LA night club shirtless, with a tie and two “Christian soldiers” on his arms.
As reported on hotchickswithdouchebags.com:
Shirtlessness.
It’s what’s for douchebags.
 

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Carlos Turdtana

Bill O'Turdly @ February 9, 2008 # No Comment Yet

While George Harrison had a guitar that gently weeps, Carlos Santana’s guitar is so dry that it drips sand.

 

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The turd of the U.S. Government

Kool Moe Turd @ February 5, 2008 # No Comment Yet

Without question…

 

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Man loses boxing match to 12 pack of beer

Bill O'Turdly @ February 2, 2008 # No Comment Yet

In honor of idiocy, we give you this gem!

 

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