Bill O'Turdly @ July 28, 2008 # 2 Comments
If there’s anything the happy boys in TOAS have learned from listening to songs at strip clubs, it’s the difference between “pop” and “rock”: Turd on a Stick’s seventh album announces straight off that it’s the former. The first sound on the first song, “She’s My Whore”, comes from Bill O’Turdly’s memories of cheap threesomes [...]
Bill O'Turdly @ July 27, 2008 # No Comment Yet
We give you U.S. House of Representatives member Dennis Kucinich, the only man with balls enough to call for the impeachment of Emperor Bush, not once but twice.
Here he is in action calling for U.S. Constitutional law to actually be followed again.
Here is he calling for the impeachment of the great war criminal George [...]
Bill O'Turdly @ July 8, 2008 # No Comment Yet
WASHINGTON D.C. — The United States didn’t have authorization from the U.N. nuclear watchdog when it secretly shipped from Iraq uranium and highly radioactive material that could be used in so-called “dirty bombs,” U.N. officials said Wednesday.
When asked about the removal of 550 metric tons of “yellowcake,” the seed material for higher-grade nuclear enrichment, U.S. [...]
Bill O'Turdly @ July 5, 2008 # One Comment
With the passing of American Independence day, we would like you to remember these words:
“The family that I live for only breathes the air that smells of convent. With or without the face paint I am the Ultimate Warrior.”
The Ultimate Warrior
Bill O'Turdly @ July 2, 2008 # No Comment Yet
We here at Turd on a Stick still have not achieved our goal of getting this Nazi off the air.
If you are able to do this Turd on a Stick is offering you and a companion free airfare to Bangkok, Thailand.
Interested?
All you have to do is frame Bill O’Reilly in a cheap hotel room [...]
Bill O'Turdly @ July 1, 2008 # No Comment Yet
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