Bill O'Turdly, August 31, 2008 # 2 Comments
We here at TOAS have gotten an exclusive look at a Nascar that the McCain Palin campaign is planning to sponsor. In honor of Sarah Palin’s not so subtle coming out on the side of Creationism, we give you this.
How quickly do most Americans forget the words of Thomas Jefferson.
The priests of the different religious [...]
Bill O'Turdly, August 29, 2008 # No Comment Yet
Get this: a jury in Staunton, Virgina has ruled that a straight over eighteen adult porno video is illegal and that it is so dangerous it must be wiped out from their precious community and kept away from any adult and further any adolescent who’s sexuality is awakening.
Are you shaking your head yet? Don’t worry [...]
Bill O'Turdly, August 26, 2008 # No Comment Yet
The Ark of the Covenant has been discovered in Orlando, Florida for only the cost of $24.95! In an amazing and dumbfounding discovery The Holy Land Experience brings the fictional Holy Land to life. Come see the pagan mythology that Constantine officially sanctioned in action!
It is an inspiring, full day of delusion that [...]
Bill O'Turdly, August 26, 2008 # One Comment
Nothing says shitbomb better than Michelle Malkin. The conservative whore de jour after all only argues for aggressive racial profiling and internment of all citizens. How quickly does one forget her origins coming from a family who fled from the tyrant Ferdinand Marcos in 1970. I guess like all women she is attracted to shoes. [...]
Bill O'Turdly, August 20, 2008 # No Comment Yet
Would you let this man advise you about music or much less stab a tator tot? We think not. Still don’t believe us then read this.
Reading album reviews like that can be like walking down a cobblestone alley that suddenly veers into a sand dune while being chased by a big pile of shit.
Good job [...]
Bill O'Turdly, August 19, 2008 # No Comment Yet
Our crazy fascist pal John can’t keep his dick out of the mud. First, it was his unfounded comments about the Georgia/Russia conflict. Now, he has been busted receiving illegal campaign donations from the Rothschilds. We do not know about you, but if you believe the “nonexistent” New World Order then these elite Londoners seem [...]
Bill O'Turdly, August 17, 2008 # No Comment Yet
If you have been living under a rock or have been just watching the American and British media, then you must know absolutely nothing about the Georgia/Russia conflict. To give you a quick abreviated update Georgia attacked for the most part an unarmed city of 30,000 people, Tskhinvali in South Ossetia on August 8th. Russia [...]
Bill O'Turdly, August 16, 2008 # No Comment Yet
Speaking to reporters about the situation in Georgia, Sen. John McCain denounced the aggressive posture of Russia by claiming that:”in the 21st century nations don’t invade other nations.”
I guess our pal John either has selective memory and has forgot about Iraq and Afghanistan or he feels that the United States is above international law and [...]
Bill O'Turdly, August 2, 2008 # No Comment Yet
Seymour Hersh of the New Yorker magazine, leaked this bombshell, pun intended, at the Progress Journalism Conference. The question is why did Hersh decide to wait to speak out on this?
