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Tuesday September 7th 2010

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The Holy Land Delusion

jesus-bullshitThe Ark of the Covenant has been discovered in Orlando, Florida for only the cost of $24.95! In an amazing and dumbfounding discovery The Holy Land Experience brings the fictional Holy Land to life. Come see the pagan mythology that Constantine officially sanctioned in action!

It is an inspiring, full day of delusion that takes you to the world of Jesus that never existed. It brings to life ancient myth as a unique, thriving world filled with banal exhibits and venues. Learn about the Wilderness Tabernacle and the Great Temple; be deluded by the false history of the Bible; explore the city of Jerusalem in miniature; see re-enactments of Jesus’ ministry, his supposed life, death, and resurrection; and feel the power and passion of The Holy Land Experience’s cheap imitations of Jesus Christ Superstar’s musical productions.

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