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Bill O'Turdly, September 20, 2008 # No Comment Yet

Are you a concerned parent who is proud of their white Christian heritage and worried that the evil no good atheists, Jews and niggers are ruining your child’s education?

Well, look no further whitepridehomeschool.com is your online source of ignorance and intolerance.
The threat against our children (not just our own, but the children of our race) [...]

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Join Palin’s gay book burning crusade

Bill O'Turdly, September 19, 2008 # One Comment

Come and join me Sarah Palin, on a new book burning crusade!
Back in 1996 when I became mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, I tried to get some books on “homosinuality” banned, but I was unsuccessful.
Back then, I tried to ban Daddy’s Roommate, a book that helps children understand homosexuality, stating that it did not belong in [...]

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Palin AIDS kills fags dead T-shirt

Bill O'Turdly, September 18, 2008 # One Comment

I guess you have to be a total bible thumper or some neo-conservative leaning old fart with a limp dick hooked on viagra to find U.S. Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin attractive.

The evil wench supported Alaska’s decision to amend its Constitution to ban same-sex marriage. However, she used her first veto as governor of Alaska [...]

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Be careful where your dog shits

Bill O'Turdly, September 17, 2008 # No Comment Yet

PETAH TIKVA, Israel  - An Israeli city is using DNA analysis of dog droppings to reward and punish pet owners. Under a six-month trial program launched this week, the city of Petah Tikva, a suburb of Tel Aviv, is asking dog owners to take their animal to a municipal veterinarian, who then swabs its mouth [...]

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Reason #1,763 why the Democrats are pussies

Bill O'Turdly, September 15, 2008 # No Comment Yet

Arlen Specter, the man who gave you the “single bullet theory,” which suggested the non-fatal wounds to U.S. President John F. Kennedy and Texas Governor John Connally were caused by the same bullet, has been a U.S. Senator from Pennsylvania since 1980. This makes him the 8th most senior Republican in the Senate.
Mr. Specter [...]

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Keith Olbermann rules!

Bill O'Turdly, September 12, 2008 # 3 Comments

Thankfully, there is still one member of the mainstream American media who is not a pussy and does not toe the Republican bullshit party line! We give you Keith Olbermann.

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Richard Turdcroft

Bill O'Turdly, September 12, 2008 # No Comment Yet

Is there a guy in music with more a pretentious sneer than Richard Ashcroft? Too bad the Forth blows chunks like poor Richard’s whole solo catalog. Do we have a new soft rock renegade for the 21st century?

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Teach English in Iraq

Bill O'Turdly, September 11, 2008 # No Comment Yet

Are you a not so experienced EFL teacher who would like to teach English in Iraq?
Then Robert Gordon has a deal for you!
A prominent Iraqi family living in the Kurdish region of Iraq is seeking to hire an English language tutor for its children, ages 6 and 9 years old. The children go to school [...]

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The All American Army Brand First Infantry Division clothing line

Bill O'Turdly, September 8, 2008 # 3 Comments

U.S. American retail giant Sears has entered into a first-ever deal with the United States Military to market a new line of officially sanctioned, military-styled clothing to men, women and boys, which will be called the “All American Army Brand First Infantry Division” collection. The collection will feature reinterpretations of U.S. Army regulation uniforms [...]

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Zbigniew Brzezinski’s 2008 U.S. Presidential Puppet Set

Bill O'Turdly, September 2, 2008 # 3 Comments

It does not matter who wins the 2008 U.S. Presidential election because our favorite fascist pal Zbigniew Brzezinski has already won. Whether, Obama, who Brzezinksi serves as his chief foreign policy adviser, or McCain, who Randy Scheunemann, the successor to Henry Kissinger and Brzezinski, serves as McCain’s foreign policy coordinator, wins is completely irrelevant because [...]

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Pass it on: the Foundation for a Better Life is a scam

Bill O'Turdly, September 1, 2008 # No Comment Yet

My retarded stepson with half a brain while climbing Mount Everest and being hit by a car discovered this:

The Foundation for a Better Life is a non-profit organization founded in 2000 by Philip Anschutz, a billionaire American businessman and supporter of conservative Christian causes whose fortune derives from oil, land, railroads, telecommunications, and entertainment businesses [...]

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