LITTLE ROCK, AR — Researchers at the University of Arkansas, Fayetteville have recently discovered that that 75% of all Arkansas high school students believe that Jesus and his apostles travelled the Israeli hillside on the backs of brontosauruses. The study, which was carried out over a two year period, used questionnaires to determine the religious and philosophical views of two graduating classes of students enrolled in the state’s high schools.
In the soon to be published study it was found that 83% of all Arkansas high school students believe in the rapture, while 77% believe that Jesus will return to the earth. Other findings include that 64% of students think that George Washington sent Jesus to his crucifixion, while 56% believe that it is manifest destiny for Christianity to conquer the Muslim world, and finally in a bizarre finding 13% stated that they think Madonna is a dick.
