Are you an Academic English teacher eager and willing to manage English Language Programs in Kabul, Afghanistan?
Are you willing to help establish and keep American lackies in positions of power?
If so, do we have a job for you!
Faster than you can say, “holy shit that’s an I.E.D,” we’ll have you in the classroom teaching students how to write:
While there may be enough evidence to suggest an improvised explosive device (I.E.D.) at the side of the road; however, analysis has yet to provide sufficient data to prove that this device is in fact an I.E.D.
What are you waiting for, act now and contact:
Dr. Mitzi Lewison c/o USAID
Indiana University
Center for Social Studies and International Education
1900 East Tenth Street, Room 1041
Bloomington, IN 47406
Education:
M.A. Degree in TESOL, Applied Linguistics, Language Education, or a related field.
Ph.D. and experience with English for Specific Purposes preferred.
Experience:
Work as TESOL educator or coordinator
Management of educational programs
Professional development experience
Work with university faculty
Skills:
Ability to manage a complex multifaceted program involving multiple stakeholders.
Flexibility; dedication; excellent communication skills; cultural sensitivity; ability to effectively manage rapid relocation maneuvers involving emergency avoidance procedures with regard to multiple ballistic projectiles (which may from time to time potentially interfere/encroach upon classroom coordinates); ability to maintain effective educational performance for multiple stakeholders with one limb (or less).
Anything to avoid becoming an adjunct! Go USA! Think they offer a good healthcare plan? Maybe a gracious student loan repayment deferment? Sign me up!!! KABUL OR BUST!