Muntadar al-Zaidi, 2008 Man of the Year
Bill O'Turdly, December 15, 2008 # 3 Comments
We here at Turd on a Stick are jealous of Muntadar al-Zaidi. Our only wish is that he could have connected with one of those shoes. Kudos!
Jesus the carpenter speaks out against McCain
Bill O'Turdly, October 25, 2008 # No Comment Yet
LIBERTY, MISSOURI - Jesus the carpenter has spoken out against John McCain. The hard-nosed carpenter, unmarried, yesterday criticized the McCain campaign for using his name in vein. When asked about his criticisms Jesus had this to say, “I’m sick and tired of the stupid bitch Sarah Palin jumping up and down in church claiming that [...]
Tips for Canadian backpackers
Bill O'Turdly, October 22, 2008 # No Comment Yet
It has come to the attention to us at Turd on a Stick that Canadians are still traveling throughout the world with a Canadian flag sewn on to their backpacks in an effort to distinguish themselves from Americans. In this regard, we feel inclined to give you Canadian backpackers a few tips.
1. You don’t need [...]
Sarah Palin to be arrested?
Bill O'Turdly, October 10, 2008 # 4 Comments
ATLANTA, GEORGIA - In what appears to be another exposed blemish to the McCain Palin campaign, Sarah Palin is now a wanted woman in the U.S. state of Georgia. It seems that the trouble arouses from a trip that her and her husband Todd Palin took to Athens, Georgia in 1997.
The allegations stem from the [...]
U.S. taxpayers now sponsor Manchester United
Bill O'Turdly, October 10, 2008 # No Comment Yet
With all the bailouts of U.S. mortgage and insurance companies one things has been neglected to be mentioned. AIG, the current sponsor of the Manchester United Football Club, is now owned by the U.S. taxpaying public thanks to those wonderful bailouts that will only help the rich elite.
This in turn then makes every U.S. citizen [...]
whitepridehomeschool.com
Bill O'Turdly, September 20, 2008 # No Comment Yet
Are you a concerned parent who is proud of their white Christian heritage and worried that the evil no good atheists, Jews and niggers are ruining your child’s education?
Well, look no further whitepridehomeschool.com is your online source of ignorance and intolerance.
The threat against our children (not just our own, but the children of our race) [...]
Join Palin’s gay book burning crusade
Bill O'Turdly, September 19, 2008 # One Comment
Come and join me Sarah Palin, on a new book burning crusade!
Back in 1996 when I became mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, I tried to get some books on “homosinuality” banned, but I was unsuccessful.
Back then, I tried to ban Daddy’s Roommate, a book that helps children understand homosexuality, stating that it did not belong in [...]
Palin AIDS kills fags dead T-shirt
Bill O'Turdly, September 18, 2008 # One Comment
I guess you have to be a total bible thumper or some neo-conservative leaning old fart with a limp dick hooked on viagra to find U.S. Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin attractive.
The evil wench supported Alaska’s decision to amend its Constitution to ban same-sex marriage. However, she used her first veto as governor of Alaska [...]
Be careful where your dog shits
Bill O'Turdly, September 17, 2008 # No Comment Yet
PETAH TIKVA, Israel - An Israeli city is using DNA analysis of dog droppings to reward and punish pet owners. Under a six-month trial program launched this week, the city of Petah Tikva, a suburb of Tel Aviv, is asking dog owners to take their animal to a municipal veterinarian, who then swabs its mouth [...]
Reason #1,763 why the Democrats are pussies
Bill O'Turdly, September 15, 2008 # No Comment Yet
Arlen Specter, the man who gave you the “single bullet theory,” which suggested the non-fatal wounds to U.S. President John F. Kennedy and Texas Governor John Connally were caused by the same bullet, has been a U.S. Senator from Pennsylvania since 1980. This makes him the 8th most senior Republican in the Senate.
Mr. Specter [...]
Keith Olbermann rules!
Bill O'Turdly, September 12, 2008 # 3 Comments
Thankfully, there is still one member of the mainstream American media who is not a pussy and does not toe the Republican bullshit party line! We give you Keith Olbermann.
Richard Turdcroft
Bill O'Turdly, September 12, 2008 # No Comment Yet
Is there a guy in music with more a pretentious sneer than Richard Ashcroft? Too bad the Forth blows chunks like poor Richard’s whole solo catalog. Do we have a new soft rock renegade for the 21st century?
