Bill O’Turdly

Bill O’Turdly is often called the leprechaun of the band because ever since early childhood Turd Furgeson has confused leprechaun with chameleon. A sleek talking city slicker, Bill is afraid of toe jam and dentists. At the age of four, he jumped out of the dentist chair during a routine cavity filling and hid under a sink in darkness. Some say that Bill is still a little sensitive because of this. Others say he is just a turd.

Born in 1971, in the second planned housing community of the United States, Bill enjoys the finer things in life such as NASCAR, drag queens, Italian cashmere, goat’s milk and soft Corinthian leather. Never one to turn away from a challenge, he recently sold his soul and endured the drudgery of academia for a Master degree.

Bill O'Turdly, May 9, 2006