‘2008 Election’ Archives
McCain’s You Tube Problem »
In case you're still undecided here's a handful of examples of McCain straight talk. Poor old guy just isn't ready for a world with You Tube. He might not sound "just like Hitler," but he just can't help contradicitng himself while speaking to an audience!
Sarah Palin to be arrested? »
ATLANTA, GEORGIA - In what appears to be another exposed blemish to the McCain Palin campaign, Sarah Palin is now a wanted woman in the U.S. state of Georgia. It seems that the trouble arouses from a trip that her and her husband Todd Palin took to Athens, Georgia in 1997. The allegations stem from the couple's stay in the Athens Days Inn [...]
Join Palin’s gay book burning crusade »
Come and join me Sarah Palin, on a new book burning crusade! Back in 1996 when I became mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, I tried to get some books on "homosinuality" banned, but I was unsuccessful. Back then, I tried to ban Daddy's Roommate, a book that helps children understand homosexuality, stating that it did not belong in the Wasilla [...]
Palin AIDS kills fags dead T-shirt »
I guess you have to be a total bible thumper or some neo-conservative leaning old fart with a limp dick hooked on viagra to find U.S. Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin attractive. The evil wench supported Alaska’s decision to amend its Constitution to ban same-sex marriage. However, she used her first veto as governor of Alaska to [...]
Reason #1,763 why the Democrats are pussies »
Arlen Specter, the man who gave you the "single bullet theory," which suggested the non-fatal wounds to U.S. President John F. Kennedy and Texas Governor John Connally were caused by the same bullet, has been a U.S. Senator from Pennsylvania since 1980. This makes him the 8th most senior Republican in the Senate. Mr. Specter has run for the [...]