Bill O'Turdly @ September 2, 2008 # 2 Comments
It does not matter who wins the 2008 U.S. Presidential election because our favorite fascist pal Zbigniew Brzezinski has already won. Whether, Obama, who Brzezinksi serves as his chief foreign policy adviser, or McCain, who Randy Scheunemann, the successor to Henry Kissinger and Brzezinski, serves as McCain’s foreign policy coordinator, wins is completely irrelevant because [...]
Bill O'Turdly @ August 31, 2008 # 2 Comments
We here at TOAS have gotten an exclusive look at a Nascar that the McCain Palin campaign is planning to sponsor. In honor of Sarah Palin’s not so subtle coming out on the side of Creationism, we give you this.
How quickly do most Americans forget the words of Thomas Jefferson.
The priests of the different religious [...]
Bill O'Turdly @ August 19, 2008 # No Comment Yet
Our crazy fascist pal John can’t keep his dick out of the mud. First, it was his unfounded comments about the Georgia/Russia conflict. Now, he has been busted receiving illegal campaign donations from the Rothschilds. We do not know about you, but if you believe the “nonexistent” New World Order then these elite Londoners seem [...]
Bill O'Turdly @ August 16, 2008 # No Comment Yet
Speaking to reporters about the situation in Georgia, Sen. John McCain denounced the aggressive posture of Russia by claiming that:”in the 21st century nations don’t invade other nations.”
I guess our pal John either has selective memory and has forgot about Iraq and Afghanistan or he feels that the United States is above international law and [...]
Bill O'Turdly @ February 12, 2008 # No Comment Yet
LOS ANGELES — Mike Huckabee has a secret life that he is not telling his followers. The Christian fascist was spotted at a trendy LA night club shirtless, with a tie and two “Christian soldiers” on his arms.
As reported on hotchickswithdouchebags.com:
Shirtlessness.
It’s what’s for douchebags.
Bill O'Turdly @ January 4, 2008 # 2 Comments
DES MOINES, IOWA - Hot on the heels of his victory in the Iowa Caucus, Mike Huckabee has declared “a new day is needed in American politics, just like a new day is needed in American government.” He continued by telling supporters:
It starts here, but it doesn’t end here. It goes all the way through [...]
Bill O'Turdly @ December 12, 2007 # 2 Comments
While fellow Republican presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee has incorporated NASCAR into his campaign and Mitt Romney has tried to use (not quite) subliminal messages in his campaign, Ron Paul’s supporters will use a blimp to garner support for Ron Paul in the upcoming New Hampshire U.S. Presidential primary.
Paul’s campaign plans to fly the blimp along [...]
Bill O'Turdly @ December 12, 2007 # No Comment Yet
U.S. Republican Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee is not backing away from quotes about homosexuality that he made in 1992 while running for the U.S. Senate. Instead, he has upped the ante so to speak.
Get your “AIDS Kills Fags Dead” t-shirts and remember homosexuality is an aberrant, unnatural, and sinful lifestyle. We need to take steps [...]
Bill O'Turdly @ December 10, 2007 # One Comment
Some good dirt has been dug up on our man Mike Huckabee. It seems in 1992 while running for the U.S. Senate, he called homosexuality “an aberrant, unnatural, and sinful lifestyle.”
Although the conservative U.S. presidential hopeful has acknowledged the prevailing scientific view that the virus that causes AIDS is not spread through casual contact, [...]
Bill O'Turdly @ December 9, 2007 # 2 Comments
You might recall during a heated debate about penis size with fellow U.S. Republican Presidential hopeful, Rudy Giuliani, that Mitt Romney said his penis was made of baloney and that all the Mormon chicks dig it. Well, now it seems Mr. Romney is at it again with a window dressing about his Mormonism.
Almost the [...]
Bill O'Turdly @ December 8, 2007 # 2 Comments
First we had Rudy Giuliani and Mitt Romney quarrelling about penis size, then we had Barack Obama dawning black face in an effort to become more black in order to get more votes, and now we have Mike Huckabee solidifying himself as the symbol of uneducated America by comparing the Presidential election to a [...]
Bill O'Turdly @ November 10, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Tired of those pesky teenagers asking too many questions or disobeying your authority?
Check out the Walmart 2 for 1 Teen Torture Pack. When you purchase a set of Mitt Romney Teen Torture Nipple Clamps, you will receive a free copy of The Eagles’ new album “Long Road out of Eden.”
When sending 10,000 watts of common [...]
