Bill O'Turdly, October 25, 2008 # No Comment Yet
LIBERTY, MISSOURI - Jesus the carpenter has spoken out against John McCain. The hard-nosed carpenter, unmarried, yesterday criticized the McCain campaign for using his name in vein. When asked about his criticisms Jesus had this to say, “I’m sick and tired of the stupid bitch Sarah Palin jumping up and down in church claiming that [...]
Bill O'Turdly, October 10, 2008 # 4 Comments
ATLANTA, GEORGIA - In what appears to be another exposed blemish to the McCain Palin campaign, Sarah Palin is now a wanted woman in the U.S. state of Georgia. It seems that the trouble arouses from a trip that her and her husband Todd Palin took to Athens, Georgia in 1997.
The allegations stem from the [...]
Bill O'Turdly, September 19, 2008 # One Comment
Come and join me Sarah Palin, on a new book burning crusade!
Back in 1996 when I became mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, I tried to get some books on “homosinuality” banned, but I was unsuccessful.
Back then, I tried to ban Daddy’s Roommate, a book that helps children understand homosexuality, stating that it did not belong in [...]
Bill O'Turdly, September 18, 2008 # One Comment
I guess you have to be a total bible thumper or some neo-conservative leaning old fart with a limp dick hooked on viagra to find U.S. Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin attractive.
The evil wench supported Alaska’s decision to amend its Constitution to ban same-sex marriage. However, she used her first veto as governor of Alaska [...]
Bill O'Turdly, September 12, 2008 # 3 Comments
Thankfully, there is still one member of the mainstream American media who is not a pussy and does not toe the Republican bullshit party line! We give you Keith Olbermann.
Bill O'Turdly, September 2, 2008 # 3 Comments
It does not matter who wins the 2008 U.S. Presidential election because our favorite fascist pal Zbigniew Brzezinski has already won. Whether, Obama, who Brzezinksi serves as his chief foreign policy adviser, or McCain, who Randy Scheunemann, the successor to Henry Kissinger and Brzezinski, serves as McCain’s foreign policy coordinator, wins is completely irrelevant because [...]
Bill O'Turdly, August 31, 2008 # 2 Comments
We here at TOAS have gotten an exclusive look at a Nascar that the McCain Palin campaign is planning to sponsor. In honor of Sarah Palin’s not so subtle coming out on the side of Creationism, we give you this.
How quickly do most Americans forget the words of Thomas Jefferson.
The priests of the different religious [...]
Bill O'Turdly, August 19, 2008 # No Comment Yet
Our crazy fascist pal John can’t keep his dick out of the mud. First, it was his unfounded comments about the Georgia/Russia conflict. Now, he has been busted receiving illegal campaign donations from the Rothschilds. We do not know about you, but if you believe the “nonexistent” New World Order then these elite Londoners seem [...]
Bill O'Turdly, August 16, 2008 # No Comment Yet
Speaking to reporters about the situation in Georgia, Sen. John McCain denounced the aggressive posture of Russia by claiming that:”in the 21st century nations don’t invade other nations.”
I guess our pal John either has selective memory and has forgot about Iraq and Afghanistan or he feels that the United States is above international law and [...]
