‘Turds’ Archives
Turd of the Month: Benjamin Netanyahu »
NEW YORK -- In his melodramatic speech to the United Nations General Assembly in New York, Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu proved he is one giant steaming turd. In the speech, Mr. Netanyahu said Iran poses a threat to the peace of the world and that it is incumbent on the world body to prevent the Islamic Republic from obtaining nuclear [...]
Teach Academic English in Kabul! »
Are you an Academic English teacher eager and willing to manage English Language Programs in Kabul, Afghanistan? Are you willing to help establish and keep American lackies in positions of power? If so, do we have a job for you! Faster than you can say, "holy shit that's an I.E.D," we'll have you in the classroom teaching students how [...]
Obama: “I have a nuclear plant in my ass.” »
WASHINGTON D.C. -- US President Barrak Obama and his allies raced Friday to use their revelation of a secret Iranian nuclear enrichment plant as long-sought leverage against Tehran, demanding that the country allow highly intrusive international inspections and propelling the confrontation with Tehran to a new and volatile pitch. In a week of [...]
iPod touch sniper »
Need to take out an incorruptible leader in a developing nation who is standing in your way to the country's resources and the billions of dollars to be made off future IMF and World Bank developmental loans? Boy, do we have the product for you: the iPod touch sniper! Complete with ballistics software and the latest headhunting gadgetry [...]
Ahmadinejad is so crazy »
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is so crazy. Imagine this a world leader who calls out the global corptoratocracy and the whacky Zionists who rule Israel and lobby the crazy Christians in America to support their brutal regime.