It does not matter who wins the 2008 U.S. Presidential election because our favorite fascist pal Zbigniew Brzezinski has already won. Whether, Obama, who Brzezinksi serves as his chief foreign policy adviser, or McCain, who Randy Scheunemann, the successor to Henry Kissinger and Brzezinski, serves as McCain’s foreign policy coordinator, wins is completely irrelevant because our man Brzezinski is double dipping with his pal Randy Scheunemann calling foreign policy for McCain.

If you want to know what our buddy Zbigniew has planned for the world we suggest looking at his arrogantly transparent book on U.S. world hegemony, The Grand Chessboard.

The Foundation for a Better Life is a non-profit organization founded in 2000 by Philip Anschutz, a billionaire American businessman and supporter of conservative Christian causes whose fortune derives from oil, land, railroads, telecommunications, and entertainment businesses and who was named America’s greediest executive by Fortune magazine in 1999.

By exploiting people who have overcome abnormal disabilities, accidents and failures the Foundation for a Better Life brainwashes and numbs down the American public while trying to make them feel sorry for themselves. In addition, the Foundation for a Better Life, through these ridiculous messages of hope and the “American Dream” of overcoming adversity rags to riches stories, promotes unrealistic values and feeds the futilities of any American other than the rich elite. Pass it on!

How quickly do most Americans forget the words of Thomas Jefferson.

The priests of the different religious sects…dread the advance of science as witches do the approach of daylight, and scowl on the fatal harbinger announcing the subdivision of the duperies on which they live.

A professorship of theology should have no place in our institution, [America].

Are you shaking your head yet? Don’t worry it gets better!

All of this occurred with the help of U.S. Federal Department of Justice Attorney Matthew Buzzelli, who is part of the U.S. DOJ’s ludicrous Obscenity Prosecution Task Force. In addition U.S. Attorney Buzzelli served as a co-prosecutor, even though there were no federal indictments. Further, the U.S. government claimed the movies should be criminalized because:

• They depict sick behavior.
• They appeal to sick people.
• Watching movies like this makes people masturbate and makes them watch more movies, rape women and molest children.
• Criminalizing the movies is part of protecting American society from moral depravity.

And, now for the punch line: Staunton, Virgina is just a few miles from Monticello, the home of Thomas Jefferson who is the author of the U.S. Declaration of Independence. And, it’s only a few miles from Montpelier, the home of James Madison who wrote the U.S. Constitution.

I guess they hate our freedom to watch porn.

It is an inspiring, full day of delusion that takes you to the world of Jesus that never existed. It brings to life ancient myth as a unique, thriving world filled with banal exhibits and venues. Learn about the Wilderness Tabernacle and the Great Temple; be deluded by the false history of the Bible; explore the city of Jerusalem in miniature; see re-enactments of Jesus’ ministry, his supposed life, death, and resurrection; and feel the power and passion of The Holy Land Experience’s cheap imitations of Jesus Christ Superstar’s musical productions.

Would you let this man advise you about music or much less stab a tator tot? We think not. Still don’t believe us then read this.

Reading album reviews like that can be like walking down a cobblestone alley that suddenly veers into a sand dune while being chased by a big pile of shit.

Good job Michaelangelo!

Let’s not forget that it was U.S. President Ronald Reagan, the darling of the Bush regime, who decided to remove short-range nuclear weapons from Europe, whereas  George W. Bush seems dead set on restarting the Cold War by putting a high-tech nuclear system on Russia’s perimeter. I sure hope all you American flag waving pansies are ready for the never ending war.

Still, do not believe us and the rest of the world that Russia did not invade Georgia, then have a look at this.

I guess our pal John either has selective memory and has forgot about Iraq and Afghanistan or he feels that the United States is above international law and all accountability.

At least, with a photo like this he has a future career in advertising laxatives.