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Sarah Palin to be arrested?
ATLANTA, GEORGIA – In what appears to be another exposed blemish to the McCain Palin campaign, Sarah Palin is now a wanted woman in the U.S. state of Georgia. It seems that the trouble arouses from a trip that her and her husband Todd Palin took to Athens, Georgia in 1997.
The allegations stem from the couple’s stay in the Athens Days Inn during Easter week that year. It what we have learned from authorities it seems that Mrs. Palin has broken the Sodomy laws of Georgia. Even though these laws were repealed in 1998, the state of Georgia can still retroactively pursue cases of Sodomy that occurred before 1998.
In this strange set of events, it seems that the state of Georgia plans to actively pursue the charges of Sodomy on Todd and Sarah Palin. This in turn may have enormous consequences on the McCain Palin campaign in their hopes of winning the White House.
Mrs. Palin was unable to be reached directly, but we have gained this comment through her press secretary, which does confirm that the Palins were in fact in Athens, Georgia in 1997.
Sometimes Todd and Sarah like to take holidays out of Alaska and they did in fact go to Athens, Georgia in the spring of 1997. Todd and Sarah also get rough in bed sometimes and on this particular night Todd entered Sarah from the back door.