Posts Tagged ‘2008 Election’
McCain’s You Tube Problem »
In case you're still undecided here's a handful of examples of McCain straight talk. Poor old guy just isn't ready for a world with You Tube. He might not sound "just like Hitler," but he just can't help contradicitng himself while speaking to an audience!
Jesus the carpenter speaks out against McCain »
LIBERTY, MISSOURI - Jesus the carpenter has spoken out against John McCain. The hard-nosed carpenter, unmarried, yesterday criticized the McCain campaign for using his name in vein. When asked about his criticisms Jesus had this to say, "I'm sick and tired of the stupid bitch Sarah Palin jumping up and down in church claiming that I am helping [...]
Sarah Palin to be arrested? »
ATLANTA, GEORGIA - In what appears to be another exposed blemish to the McCain Palin campaign, Sarah Palin is now a wanted woman in the U.S. state of Georgia. It seems that the trouble arouses from a trip that her and her husband Todd Palin took to Athens, Georgia in 1997. The allegations stem from the couple's stay in the Athens Days Inn [...]
Palin AIDS kills fags dead T-shirt »
I guess you have to be a total bible thumper or some neo-conservative leaning old fart with a limp dick hooked on viagra to find U.S. Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin attractive. The evil wench supported Alaska’s decision to amend its Constitution to ban same-sex marriage. However, she used her first veto as governor of Alaska to [...]
Reason #1,763 why the Democrats are pussies »
Arlen Specter, the man who gave you the "single bullet theory," which suggested the non-fatal wounds to U.S. President John F. Kennedy and Texas Governor John Connally were caused by the same bullet, has been a U.S. Senator from Pennsylvania since 1980. This makes him the 8th most senior Republican in the Senate. Mr. Specter has run for the [...]