Bill O'Turdly, September 2, 2008 # 3 Comments
It does not matter who wins the 2008 U.S. Presidential election because our favorite fascist pal Zbigniew Brzezinski has already won. Whether, Obama, who Brzezinksi serves as his chief foreign policy adviser, or McCain, who Randy Scheunemann, the successor to Henry Kissinger and Brzezinski, serves as McCain’s foreign policy coordinator, wins is completely irrelevant because [...]
Bill O'Turdly, September 18, 2007 # No Comment Yet
At the height of the war against the Axis powers, former U.S. Vice President Henry Wallace was extremely prophetic in the New York Times on April 9, 1944:
The really dangerous American fascists are not those who are hooked up directly or indirectly with the Axis. The FBI has its finger on those. The dangerous [...]
Bill O'Turdly, September 12, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Come on all you young boys! I got drugs and my ass is on fire. Do you want to go to heaven or what?
Bill O'Turdly, May 16, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Well, one of our favorite fascists, Paul Wolfowitz, a chief architect of American hegemonic ambitions, is in quite a pickle. It seems that Mr Wolfowitz has been caught scheming to secure a pay raise for his girlfriend, Shaha Riza who probably used to work at the World Bank until Mr Wolfowitz was busted.
Earlier on Tuesday, [...]
Bill O'Turdly, May 11, 2007 # No Comment Yet
SAO PAULO — Forget about Desert Storm and Operation Fuck Up Iraq, the pope has invaded Brazil with his papal entourage of old lecherous men dressed in black robes and red beanies.
The first question his chief adviser (left of the pope in the photo) had was, were are the boys? I guess he needed to [...]
Bill O'Turdly, May 6, 2007 # 4 Comments
SHARM EL-SHEIKH, EGYPT — In a warning to “those Dirty Tree Fuckers,” Condoleezza Rice has admitted that she is in fact a drag queen with an enormous cock. During her first face-to-face talks with Syria’s Foreign Minister Walid Muallem, Rice also admitted to bitting the dicks off 137 men and 3 dogs. While it still [...]
Bill O'Turdly, April 29, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Hemland province in Afghanistan is now set to become the country’s leading supply of opium, surpassing all the lush land under control of the US backed Northern Alliance. Lawmakers from Britain, with the help of their Afghan cronies, are now trying to convince farmers in Hemland to grow another crop.
On the other hand, America would [...]
Bill O'Turdly, April 28, 2007 # One Comment
Thailand’s health minister Mongkol na Songkhla is kicking some serious pharmaceutical ass. Thus far in his short but effective tenure, Dr Mongkol has done what any sensible health minister should do: namely making drugs affordable for common people.
Which in turn has lead the greedy fat fucks who run the pharmaceutical industry accuse Thailand of [...]
Bill O'Turdly, April 22, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Robert Tilton talking to God, drawing close to God, so that people’s needs will be met. Just make sure to call Robert to release your inner faith.
Bill O'Turdly, April 15, 2007 # No Comment Yet
WASHINGTON — US Senator John McCain said that the buildup of American forces in Iraq represented the only viable option to avoid failure in Iraq and that he had yet to identify an effective fallback if the current strategy failed.
“I have no Plan B,” Mr. McCain said in an interview. “If I saw that doomsday [...]
Bill O'Turdly, April 15, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Myanmar (unless you are British, than it is still Burma) has unveiled a modern ghost town to rival the decaying old wood plank towns of the American west. The new capital Naypyidaw, as it is called means Abode of Kings, is being built about 460km north of the old capital, Rangoon.
Bill O'Turdly, April 13, 2007 # One Comment
In a bold move, it seems that Thailand has decided to screw the global pharmaceutical industry. The health ministry of Thailand has announced it will make or import cheap generic versions of three patented drugs, one of which is the anti-HIV/AIDS drug Kaletra. The health ministry has said that it wants to cut the cost [...]
