It does not matter who wins the 2008 U.S. Presidential election because our favorite fascist pal Zbigniew Brzezinski has already won. Whether, Obama, who Brzezinksi serves as his chief foreign policy adviser, or McCain, who Randy Scheunemann, the successor to Henry Kissinger and Brzezinski, serves as McCain’s foreign policy coordinator, wins is completely irrelevant because our man Brzezinski is double dipping with his pal Randy Scheunemann calling foreign policy for McCain.

If you want to know what our buddy Zbigniew has planned for the world we suggest looking at his arrogantly transparent book on U.S. world hegemony, The Grand Chessboard.

The really dangerous American fascists are not those who are hooked up directly or indirectly with the Axis. The FBI has its finger on those. The dangerous American fascist is the man who wants to do in the United States in an American way what Hitler did in Germany in a Prussian way. The American fascist would prefer not to use violence. His method is to poison the channels of public information. With a fascist the problem is never how best to present the truth to the public but how best to use the news to deceive the public into giving the fascist and his group more money or more power.

Mr. Wallace then bluntly laid out his concern about the same happening here in America in the same article:

If we define an American fascist as one who in case of conflict puts money and power ahead of human beings, then there are undoubtedly several million fascists in the United States. There are probably several hundred thousand if we narrow the definition to include only those who in their search for money and power are ruthless and deceitful. … They are patriotic in time of war because it is to their interest to be so, but in time of peace they follow power and the dollar wherever they may lead.

Nonetheless, at that time there were few corporate heads who had run for political office, and, in Wallace’s view, most politicians still felt it was their obligation to represent the people instead of multinational corporate cartels. Furthermore, the real problem would come, he believed, when the media was concentrated in only a few hands:

American fascism will not be really dangerous…until there is a purposeful coalition among the cartelists, the deliberate poisoners of public information.

Noting that, “Fascism is a worldwide disease,” Wallace further suggested that fascism’s “greatest threat to the United States will come after the war” and will manifest “within the United States itself,” and that is where Chris Hedges comes in.

Come on all you young boys! I got drugs and my ass is on fire. Do you want to go to heaven or what?

Earlier on Tuesday, the White House gave Wolfowitz its support by saying that the bank’s “best interests also had to be served in keeping Wolfowitz [as well as our hegemonic agenda to capture all the world's fossil energy resources].”

The Rueter news agency quoted an unnamed European source that said the US had failed to win the support of key allies in the group of seven leading industrialised nations (G7) to keep Mr Wolfowitz as the head of the World Bank. The source also said that Japan was the only alley aligned with the US and its hegemonic interests to keep Wolfowitz as the head of the World Bank. We cannot fault the Japanese people for this: their prime minister Abe Shinzo is a true turd.

What we do know is that our pal Wolfowitz is a fascist, dead set on US global dominance and this is not the only time he has played favorites, which leads us to this question: who the hell would want to fuck Paul Wolfowitz. In Mr. T’s immortal words, “I pity the fool.”

The first question his chief adviser (left of the pope in the photo) had was, were are the boys? I guess he needed to do his blessings.

When the pontiff arrived into town he was greeted by endless chants of “father, son, holy ghost, he is the one we love most” and by huge banners that read “he has mass appeal.”

On the other hand, America would like to spray the poppy fields, to eradicate the plants. Thus, creating new enemies: pissed off poppy farmers. This then leads us to ask: why all this big hooha and charade about eradicating all the poppies when it is financing the war in Iraq, the war in Afghanistan and the planned war with Iran?

Which in turn has lead the greedy fat fucks who run the pharmaceutical industry accuse Thailand of intellectual property theft, and even further, has lead some pharmaceutical conglomerates like Abbott (makers of the new heat-resistant form of Kaletra, which is desperately needed by HIV patients) to withdraw their future products from the Thai market.

This leads us again to the question: why can’t all the fat fucks in developed countries, who make immense profits off sick people and insurance companies, do the same?

“I have no Plan B,” Mr. McCain said in an interview. “If I saw that doomsday scenario evolving, then I would try to come up with one. But I cannot give you a good alternative because if I had a good alternative, maybe we could consider it now.”

In a discussion of how he would handle Iraq if elected president, Mr. McCain said that the success of the Bush administration’s strategy, which seeks to protect Baghdad residents so Iraqi political leaders have an opportunity to pursue a program of political reconciliation, was essentially a precondition for a more limited American role that could follow.

“I am not guaranteeing that this succeeds,” said Mr. McCain, who has long argued that additional troops are needed. “I am just saying that I think it can. I believe it has a good shot.”

Using our reliable patented Turd Translator, we could not figure out what Mr. McCain was saying. Our translator had a problem with this: “the success of the Bush administration’s strategy, which seeks to protect Baghdad residents so Iraqi political leaders have an opportunity to pursue a program of political reconciliation, was essentially a precondition for a more limited American role that could follow.”

Which leads us to ask the question: what success?

If you count the Iraqi parliament building being bombed, than that might be success.