Bill O'Turdly, February 24, 2007 # 3 Comments
Looking to invest, say a few million dollars.
Look no further! Iraq Suppliers provides a definitive ‘one-stop shop’ from which greedy western investors and greedy Iraqis (who are keen to sell their country), can source company information for the supply of equipment, materials and contract partners. With comprehensive lists of industries and companies to [...]
Bill O'Turdly, February 20, 2007 # No Comment Yet
This is just messed up, no other way to describe it. International Currency Trading LLC is a professional company that is registered with the U.S. Departmnent of State to sell the new Iraqi Dinar online.
Yes, step right up and get a piece of Iraq and while you are at it, pick up the new Haliburton [...]
Bill O'Turdly, February 19, 2007 # One Comment
Since we are cashing in from all the Google adverts, we held another high tech video conference in order to shape the future of TOAS. During our last great meeting, we decided to go, well, with a midget as our direction. However, that only led to a complaint from the former US Secretary of State, [...]
Bill O'Turdly, February 13, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Mitt Romney, a mormon, the son of George Romney who was governor of Michigan and a presidential candidate in 1968, has thrown his hat into the US Republican Presidential Race in 2008.
Surrounded by his children and his grandchildren, Mr Romney made many references to Joseph Smith and the lost golden scriptures, saying that if [...]
Bill O'Turdly, February 12, 2007 # One Comment
Tired of paying your bills naturally by sending in all those checks or making internet money transfers, well TOAS offers you a new way:
Solving the Mystery of the Miracle Money
There’s the world’s way of trying to pay off bills, and there’s God’s way of supernaturally paying off bills. The Holy Spirit will stir [...]
Bill O'Turdly, February 7, 2007 # No Comment Yet
The Turd Burglar™ is a plastic sleeve with a scoop that fits over a hockey stick blade, which allows you to loft and fling puppy poop to a collection area or compost heap with the flick of your wrist.
No more heavy shovels. No more mechanical devices. No more messy smears.
The TURD BURGLAR is the ultimate [...]
Bill O'Turdly, February 3, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Hoba, Haba, in a tribute to the greatest televangelist, Robert Tilton, we at TOAS would like you to harness and release your God-kind of faith to create.
Special thanks to fartingpreacher.org
Turd Furgeson, February 3, 2007 # One Comment
Google’s Genus:
In order to pay for the high priced video conferencing software unit that allowed such collaberative efforts as the dancing dwarf and Ricardo Montalban, we’ve added some Google Adsense nonsense to turdonastick.com
So far it doesn’t seem like they’ve looked past the title “Turd on a Stick”. The good news is that we didn’t get [...]
