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Investment Opportunities »

Looking to invest, say a few million dollars. Look no further! Iraq Suppliers provides a definitive 'one-stop shop' from which greedy western investors and greedy Iraqis (who are keen to sell their country), can source company information for the supply of equipment, materials and contract partners. With comprehensive lists of industries and [...]

Dinar, Anyone? »

Dinar, Anyone?

This is just messed up, no other way to describe it. International Currency Trading LLC is a professional company that is registered with the U.S. Department of State to sell the new Iraqi Dinar online. Yes, step right up and get a piece of Iraq and while you are at it, pick up the new Haliburton protective bomb suit. It comes in metallic [...]

Our New Strategy, Monkeys »

Since we are cashing in from all the Google adverts, we held another high tech video conference in order to shape the future of TOAS. During our last great meeting, we decided to go, well, with a midget as our direction. However, that only led to a complaint from the former US Secretary of State, Madeline Albright. In which, she corrected our [...]

How Many First Ladies Do You Have »

How Many First Ladies Do You Have

Mitt Romney, a mormon, the son of George Romney who was governor of Michigan and a presidential candidate in 1968, has thrown his hat into the US Republican Presidential Race in 2008. Surrounded by his children and his grandchildren, Mr Romney made many references to Joseph Smith and the lost golden scriptures, saying that if he only could find [...]

Pay Your Bills Supernaturally »

Tired of paying your bills naturally by sending in all those checks or making internet money transfers, well TOAS offers you a new way:   Solving the Mystery of the Miracle Money There's the world's way of trying to pay off bills, and there's God's way of supernaturally paying off bills. The Holy Spirit will stir you through these words [...]

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