Posts Tagged ‘Afghanistan’
Teach Academic English in Kabul! »
Are you an Academic English teacher eager and willing to manage English Language Programs in Kabul, Afghanistan? Are you willing to help establish and keep American lackies in positions of power? If so, do we have a job for you! Faster than you can say, "holy shit that's an I.E.D," we'll have you in the classroom teaching students how [...]
Turd of the Week: John McCain »
Speaking to reporters about the situation in Georgia, Sen. John McCain denounced the aggressive posture of Russia by claiming that:"in the 21st century nations don't invade other nations." I guess our pal John either has selective memory and has forgot about Iraq and Afghanistan or he feels that the United States is above international law and [...]
Why No Americans Read The Economist »
How the fuck are you supposed to feel good about not having enough tax dollars left over for health care when you read garbage like this? The hope (once shared, we admit, by this newspaper) that the West's armies could return swiftly home and leave good order behind them was naive. Saddam Hussein and the Taliban ran cruel dictatorships. But in [...]
Bill O’Reilly smuggles 100 kilograms of smack »
KABUL -- Using a surreptitious USO trip to Afghanistan as cover, Bill O'Reilly has smuggled 100 kilograms of pure Afghan heroin out of Afghanistan and into Turkey, where it will be shipped to various countries in need of that certain extra income to fight illegal wars throughout the world. In his cover story,O'Reilly told The Associated Press [...]
Bush admits World War III is upon us »
WASHINGTON D.C. - U.S. President George W. Bush said Wednesday that he thought Russia still wanted to stop Iran from developing a nuclear weapon. But stepping up his own rhetoric, the president warned that for Tehran to possess such a weapon raised the risk of a "World War III." Then Mr. Bush quickly added, "oh yeah, I forgot, phases 1 and 2 of [...]