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Posts Tagged ‘Blackwater’

iPod touch sniper »

iPod touch sniper

Need to take out an incorruptible leader in a developing nation who is standing in your way to the country's resources and the billions of dollars to be made off future IMF and World Bank developmental loans? Boy, do we have the product for you: the iPod touch sniper! Complete with ballistics software and the latest headhunting gadgetry [...]

White House Blackwater Secret Document Leaked »

"Let sleeping dogs lie, Blackwater is going to do what Blackwater is going to do. If you don't believe me then I'll have Condi bite your dick off." G.W. Bush

Blackwater getting the shaft »

Blackwater getting the shaft

The goddamn politicians in Washington and their pussy ass secular politics are letting America down. If it isn't the Patriot Act being attacked, then it is that hate crime bill not letting good Christians tell their congregations the truth about homosinuality and its unrelenting attack against wholesome Christian values. Now that freaking drag [...]

Bush calls Ron Paul a terrorist »

Bush calls Ron Paul a terrorist

WASHINGTON D.C. -- Addressing the press in the Rose Garden of the White House, U.S. President Bush referred to Ron Paul as a terrorist: Ron Paul talks a big game. He says Constitution this, Constitution that, but what he really wants to do is eliminate our freedom. He is jealous of our freedom and he wants to end the war in Iraq and negotiate [...]