Posts Tagged ‘Chemical Light Providers’
Al-Queda, There When You Need It »
BAGHDAD -- Like a Mastercard card, Al-Queda is there when you need it. Even cheaper than showing footage of a nuclear cloud, you can say that you killed a recent leader of Al-Queda in Iraq. Simply find some photo of an Islamic cleric on a google image search and add it to a hot story about how another leader of Al-Queda was killed by rival [...]
Turd of the Week »
WASHINGTON — US Senator John McCain said that the buildup of American forces in Iraq represented the only viable option to avoid failure in Iraq and that he had yet to identify an effective fallback if the current strategy failed. “I have no Plan B,” Mr. McCain said in an interview. “If I saw that doomsday scenario evolving, then I [...]
Military Singles »
Looking for that special someone, well look no further! US Military Singles provides a way for US service men and women to meet one another! Just don't look for gays or lesbians, Military Singles has a strict don't tell, don't ask policy.
Protecting Your Investment »
Having problems finding insurance for your start up company in Baghdad and its employees? Well, look no further! Chesterfield Insurance Brokers specialise in placing bespoke insurance policies for companies and individuals involved in the reconstruction of Iraq. Having problems with kidnapped employees and ransom money? Chesterfield [...]
Cheney and Howard Admit They Like to Wear »
Dick Cheney and John Howard have admitted they like to wear women's underwear and prance around cross dressing like J. Edgar Hoover. In a joint press briefing in Canberra, they reconfirmed their love of Texas Tea. Jokingly, a reporter yelled out "tea bag him Dick." This brought out some laughter as Dick belted out one of his best lines: "They [...]