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Pass it on: the Foundation for a Better Life is a scam »

Pass it on: the Foundation for a Better Life is a scam

My retarded stepson with half a brain while climbing Mount Everest and being hit by a car discovered this: The Foundation for a Better Life is a non-profit organization founded in 2000 by Philip Anschutz, a billionaire American businessman and supporter of conservative Christian causes whose fortune derives from oil, land, railroads, [...]

The Holy Land Delusion »

The Holy Land Delusion

The Ark of the Covenant has been discovered in Orlando, Florida for only the cost of $24.95! In an amazing and dumbfounding discovery The Holy Land Experience brings the fictional Holy Land to life. Come see the pagan mythology that Constantine officially sanctioned in action! It is an inspiring, full day of delusion that takes [...]

Huckabee, “Jesus rode a brontosaurus” »

Huckabee, “Jesus rode a brontosaurus”

AMHERST, N.H. -- During a recent campaign stop, U.S. Republican Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee told reporters that dinosaurs are only 5,000 years old. He continued by saying "what people call the fossil record is really the work of over-imaginative minds." The conservative politician further added that he doesn't believe in evolution and [...]

The Jews are in it with the Gays and Pedophiles »

The Jews are in it with the Gays and Pedophiles

America is being attacked from all angles and we need your help to stop it. If it is not the goddamn Arabs, fags or Jews then it is the blacks, or those damn occultists who practice sexual licentiousness-pedophilia and satanic bondage. The homosexual activist movement and organized pedophiles are linked together by a common goal: To gain access [...]

Robertson: “Only Muslims get earthquakes” »

Robertson: “Only Muslims get earthquakes”

In the wake of the three earthquakes that have hit the Indonesian island of Sumatra, U.S. televangelist Pat Robertson declared on his 700 Club TV program that "only Muslims get earthquakes." He continued by saying: No good Christians have ever been caught in earthquakes. Those dirty fag bastards in San Francisco deserved every bit of God's wrath [...]

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