Bill O'Turdly, August 17, 2008 # No Comment Yet
If you have been living under a rock or have been just watching the American and British media, then you must know absolutely nothing about the Georgia/Russia conflict. To give you a quick abreviated update Georgia attacked for the most part an unarmed city of 30,000 people, Tskhinvali in South Ossetia on August 8th. Russia [...]
Bill O'Turdly, August 2, 2008 # No Comment Yet
Seymour Hersh of the New Yorker magazine, leaked this bombshell, pun intended, at the Progress Journalism Conference. The question is why did Hersh decide to wait to speak out on this?
Bill O'Turdly, July 8, 2008 # No Comment Yet
WASHINGTON D.C. — The United States didn’t have authorization from the U.N. nuclear watchdog when it secretly shipped from Iraq uranium and highly radioactive material that could be used in so-called “dirty bombs,” U.N. officials said Wednesday.
When asked about the removal of 550 metric tons of “yellowcake,” the seed material for higher-grade nuclear enrichment, U.S. [...]
Bill O'Turdly, December 11, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Are you tired of waiting for that war in Iran or just simply confused about why Iran is an enemy of America and cannot have a nuclear program to meet its energy needs?
Well, do we have the solution for you!
Back in 1976, during the Gerald Ford presidency, with Dick Cheney as chief of staff and [...]
Bill O'Turdly, September 16, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Is that Papa Cheney or is that Big Dick getting ready for his spanking? It seems that one of our favorite fascists is on Deborah Jeane Palfrey’s list.
An extremely knowledgeable source within the CIA has informed TOAS that when Mr. Cheney was not cross dressing with Australian Prime Minister John Howard or sucking King Abdullah’s [...]
Bill O'Turdly, July 5, 2007 # No Comment Yet
WASHINGTON D.C . - After communting Lewis “Scooter” Libby’s jail sentence, US President George W. Bush has not ruled out the possiblity of pardoning US Vice President Dick Cheney’s bitch.
Before being pardoned, Libby must pay a $250,ooo fine and serve two years probation. In a statement, Bush reiterated that Libby’s punishment was “severe” and [...]
Bill O'Turdly, May 12, 2007 # No Comment Yet
ABOARD USS JOHN C. STENNIS - From an aircraft carrier in the Persian Gulf, US Vice President Dick Cheney warned those “dirty tree fuckers” again on Friday to stay away from all of America’s precious forests and Alaskan wilderness, which only America and global warming has the right to destroy, and to stop trying to [...]
Bill O'Turdly, May 1, 2007 # No Comment Yet
BAGHDAD — Like a Mastercard card, Al-Queda is there when you need it. Even cheaper than showing footage of a nuclear cloud, you can say that you killed a recent leader of Al-Queda in Iraq. Simply find some photo of an Islamic cleric on a google image search and add it to a hot [...]
Bill O'Turdly, April 19, 2007 # No Comment Yet
In light of the recent premeditated shooting spree by Cho Seung-hui, which killed 32 people and himself at an American university, and the sensational media coverage that it has spawned, we here at TOAS offer you a real American sociopath: the US government.
This past week hundreds of people have been killed in Baghdad, with over [...]
Bill O'Turdly, March 24, 2007 # One Comment
Ever trying to reach the masses, T. and I have made a Myspace page. So far, we have a whopping 20 friends. That is 12 more than US President George W. Bush.
Special thanks to The Gay Black Jew for the image.
Bill O'Turdly, March 19, 2007 # 3 Comments
This image was provided to us by those lovely folks at Hammer Uncut.
