GHFIHGP, The New Alliance
Bill O'Turdly, February 20, 2007 # No Comment Yet
This just in: Tim Hardaway and Donnie Davies have formed an alliance against gay people called God Hates Fags, I Hate Gay People (GHFIHGP).
Donnie Davies Returns
Bill O'Turdly, February 19, 2007 # No Comment Yet
You may be wondering what our pal Donnie has been up to lately.
I’m So Not Gay (The Smoking Gun)
Bill O'Turdly, February 4, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Lord Jesus, I am so not gay, and my real stage name is Bobby Conn.
Donnie Davies Removed from Break
Bill O'Turdly, February 1, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Whether you agree with Donnie’s message or not, one thing is clear. His civil rights and his freedom of speech are being violated. His video for “The Bible Says” has already been removed from Youtube and Myspace, and now it was removed from Break. While, we at TOAS like to poke fun at his [...]
Chop, Chop! What Donnie Thinks
Bill O'Turdly, January 31, 2007 # No Comment Yet
CHOP, CHOP! Here in our continuing series of the thoughts and musings of Donnie Davies, we give you the second intsallment of What Donnie thinks…
I’ve been researching for many years now and feel I’ve come up with a very strong program to help cure people of Homosexuality. Its called the C.H.O.P.S program and We’re [...]
Introducing “What Donnie Thinks”
Bill O'Turdly, January 30, 2007 # No Comment Yet
As a continuing service to the public and to our avid readers, we at TOAS offer a new service: “What Donnie Thinks.”
A lot of people have been asking me, “Where are you coming from, Donnie?” Well, I was hoping that in my song The Bible Says that I had made myself clear, but there [...]
Not to Be Confused with The Donnie Davies
Bill O'Turdly, January 30, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Not to be confused with Donnie Davies, this Donnie Davies is the Georgia Limousin Association breeder of the year.
If you want a good ol’ fashioned gay bashing hoedown, Donnie and His band The Evening Service are for hire. If you don’t believe us here at TOAS, here is what Donnie’s band has to say:
“Right from [...]
Morrissey(?questionable?)
Turd Furgeson, January 29, 2007 # No Comment Yet
This is unbeliveable, Love Gods Way has a list of bands that are just foaming at the pink bits to invade your straight family life with gay homosexuality. Included in the list are Queen and Judas Priest. Obvious from the beginning, but thanks for the warning. Also included are Metallica, it may be true [...]
Love God’s Way
Bill O'Turdly, January 29, 2007 # One Comment
This just in from those friendly people at Love God’s Way
“Suffering is one very long moment. We cannot divide it by seasons. We can only record its moods, and chronicle their return. With us time itself does not progress. It revolves. It seems to circle round one centre of pain.”
–Oscar Wilde (reformed homosexual)
I am [...]
God Hates a Fag
Bill O'Turdly, January 29, 2007 # No Comment Yet
As a public service announcement about the increasing gay population of the world, we offer our ardent readers what the bible says…
It is as plain as day, God hates a fag and if you are a fag he hates you too. Read the bible, to enter heaven there is no back door. Righteous man get [...]
