Bill O'Turdly, August 31, 2008 # 2 Comments
We here at TOAS have gotten an exclusive look at a Nascar that the McCain Palin campaign is planning to sponsor. In honor of Sarah Palin’s not so subtle coming out on the side of Creationism, we give you this.
How quickly do most Americans forget the words of Thomas Jefferson.
The priests of the different religious [...]
Bill O'Turdly, August 29, 2008 # No Comment Yet
Get this: a jury in Staunton, Virgina has ruled that a straight over eighteen adult porno video is illegal and that it is so dangerous it must be wiped out from their precious community and kept away from any adult and further any adolescent who’s sexuality is awakening.
Are you shaking your head yet? Don’t worry [...]
Bill O'Turdly, August 17, 2008 # No Comment Yet
If you have been living under a rock or have been just watching the American and British media, then you must know absolutely nothing about the Georgia/Russia conflict. To give you a quick abreviated update Georgia attacked for the most part an unarmed city of 30,000 people, Tskhinvali in South Ossetia on August 8th. Russia [...]
Bill O'Turdly, August 2, 2008 # No Comment Yet
Seymour Hersh of the New Yorker magazine, leaked this bombshell, pun intended, at the Progress Journalism Conference. The question is why did Hersh decide to wait to speak out on this?
Bill O'Turdly, July 27, 2008 # No Comment Yet
We give you U.S. House of Representatives member Dennis Kucinich, the only man with balls enough to call for the impeachment of Emperor Bush, not once but twice.
Here he is in action calling for U.S. Constitutional law to actually be followed again.
Here is he calling for the impeachment of the great war criminal George [...]
Bill O'Turdly, November 28, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Gore Vidal sums up the United States with an easy to understand quote for all:
I was born 80 years ago in a country called the United States of America and now I live in a Homeland – an expression we haven’t heard since Hitler.
Turd Furgeson, October 1, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Goddamn judges and their stupid checks and balances bullshit. The Patriot Act was our bread and butter!
That candy ass U.S. District Judge Ann Aiken last week ruled that using the Patriot Act to authorize secret searches and seizures to gather criminal evidence violates the constitution or some such liberal flap doodle.
The judicial branch of government [...]
Bill O'Turdly, September 28, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Do you like hunting? Do you like hunting real live people?
Take command of your career - Go with Border Patrol!
Bill O'Turdly, September 18, 2007 # No Comment Yet
At the height of the war against the Axis powers, former U.S. Vice President Henry Wallace was extremely prophetic in the New York Times on April 9, 1944:
The really dangerous American fascists are not those who are hooked up directly or indirectly with the Axis. The FBI has its finger on those. The dangerous [...]
Bill O'Turdly, August 1, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Our good Christian buddy Tom DeLay needs your help. It seeems that those damn secular liberal pansies have railroaded one of our great leaders.
You might remember Tom’s great words from April 12, 2002 at the “World Weekend” conference at the First Baptist Church in Peerland, Teaxas:
Ladies and gentlemen, Christianity offers the only viable, reasonable, definitive [...]
Turd Furgeson, July 18, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Thank you Sen. Coburn for breathing a little sense into the Senate Judiciary Commitee hearing for the border patrol agents that shot a fleeing, unarmed drug trafficker.
It was a question that was dying to be asked, “What’s wrong with shooting Mexicans?”
The reason I chose him for this week’s Favorite Fascist Award is because Coburn didn’t [...]
Bill O'Turdly, June 25, 2007 # One Comment
Yeah, well no shit! God only loves white people who are fascists. Furthermore, if you are gay, Arabic, not a ne0-conservative or just simply not inept, then he hates you too.
I always thought that religion was a private enterprise. So, if you are dumb, stupid or simply a homophobic racist, The Westboro Baptist Church is [...]
