Posts Tagged ‘God’
McCain Palin to sponsor a Nascar? »
We here at TOAS have gotten an exclusive look at a Nascar that the McCain Palin campaign is planning to sponsor. In honor of Sarah Palin's not so subtle coming out on the side of Creationism, we give you this. How quickly do most Americans forget the words of Thomas Jefferson. The priests of the different religious sects...dread the [...]
The Holy Land Delusion »
The Ark of the Covenant has been discovered in Orlando, Florida for only the cost of $24.95! In an amazing and dumbfounding discovery The Holy Land Experience brings the fictional Holy Land to life. Come see the pagan mythology that Constantine officially sanctioned in action! It is an inspiring, full day of delusion that takes [...]
No love for Satan? »
It has come to the attention of Turd on a Stick that no sports stars are giving thanks to the dark under lord Satan. After almost every goal or touchdown, it seems that modern sports stars give thanks and praise to God by either kissing a cross pendant on their necklaces or they kneel down and genuflect in the Lord's honor. Furthermore, after [...]
Harry Potter to burn in hell »
That no good wench J.K. Rowling has just gayified Harry Potter. If it is not the unrelenting secular gay cabal trying to take away the sanctity of marriage, then it is these pansy ass writers from England who glorify homosinuality to America's youth. It is God's given right to keep America intolerant and afraid of the unknown. We cannot have [...]
The Jews are in it with the Gays and Pedophiles »
America is being attacked from all angles and we need your help to stop it. If it is not the goddamn Arabs, fags or Jews then it is the blacks, or those damn occultists who practice sexual licentiousness-pedophilia and satanic bondage. The homosexual activist movement and organized pedophiles are linked together by a common goal: To gain access [...]