Bill O'Turdly, August 17, 2008 # No Comment Yet
If you have been living under a rock or have been just watching the American and British media, then you must know absolutely nothing about the Georgia/Russia conflict. To give you a quick abreviated update Georgia attacked for the most part an unarmed city of 30,000 people, Tskhinvali in South Ossetia on August 8th. Russia [...]
Bill O'Turdly, August 2, 2008 # No Comment Yet
Seymour Hersh of the New Yorker magazine, leaked this bombshell, pun intended, at the Progress Journalism Conference. The question is why did Hersh decide to wait to speak out on this?
Bill O'Turdly, July 27, 2008 # No Comment Yet
We give you U.S. House of Representatives member Dennis Kucinich, the only man with balls enough to call for the impeachment of Emperor Bush, not once but twice.
Here he is in action calling for U.S. Constitutional law to actually be followed again.
Here is he calling for the impeachment of the great war criminal George [...]
Bill O'Turdly, November 15, 2007 # No Comment Yet
“Let sleeping dogs lie, Blackwater is going to do what Blackwater is going to do. If you don’t believe me then I’ll have Condi bite your dick off.”
G.W. Bush
Bill O'Turdly, November 5, 2007 # No Comment Yet
WASHINGTON D.C. - U.S. Republican presidential candidate Ron Paul has just received an extraordinary outpouring of Internet support Monday by hauling in more than $3.5 million in 20 hours.
Paul, the Texas congressman with a Libertarian tilt and an out-of-Iraq pitch, entered heady fundraising territory with a surge of Web-based giving that the mainstream U.S. media [...]
Bill O'Turdly, October 18, 2007 # One Comment
WASHINGTON D.C. - U.S. President George W. Bush said Wednesday that he thought Russia still wanted to stop Iran from developing a nuclear weapon. But stepping up his own rhetoric, the president warned that for Tehran to possess such a weapon raised the risk of a “World War III.”
Then Mr. Bush quickly added, “oh yeah, [...]
Bill O'Turdly, October 11, 2007 # 2 Comments
WASHINGTON D.C. — Addressing the press in the Rose Garden of the White House, U.S. President Bush referred to Ron Paul as a terrorist:
Ron Paul talks a big game. He says Constitution this, Constitution that, but what he really wants to do is eliminate our freedom. He is jealous of our freedom and he wants [...]
Bill O'Turdly, September 10, 2007 # One Comment
WASHINGTON D.C. –This week, the top US commander in Iraq, General David Petraeus, will give evidence about the war in Iraq in person to Congress.
President George W Bush will later lie in a formal report on the performance of the Iraqi government (or lack of) in meeting US-set benchmarks for political reconciliation.
The most [...]
Bill O'Turdly, September 9, 2007 # No Comment Yet
WASHINGTON D.C. — Sources close to Karl Rove have informed TOAS that Karl Rove has accepted a position within Al-Queda. The former adviser to U.S. President Bush is reportedly now working on global strategy and public relations in order to help improve the Islamic Extremists’ image across the globe.
According to an unidentified source, Mr. Rove’s [...]
Bill O'Turdly, September 7, 2007 # No Comment Yet
SYDNEY — Fresh off from freeing his idiotic compatriots, who tried to introduce Christianity into a 99% Muslim country, South Korean President No Moo-hyun ended his talks with U.S. President Bush on a sour note Friday not over the war in Iraq, but rather the Korean conflict that ended with a truce more than [...]
Bill O'Turdly, September 5, 2007 # No Comment Yet
SYDNEY — At a joint news conference, Mr Howard (on his knees from under the podium) pledged support for the Iraq mission, while Mr Bush told journalists he thought Mr Howard was great at giving head.
Mr Bush also addressed America’s “complex” ties with China and hit out at Burma’s military leaders. [...]
