The Greatest Lie Ever Told: “God Loves Everyone.”
Bill O'Turdly, June 25, 2007 # One Comment
Yeah, well no shit! God only loves white people who are fascists. Furthermore, if you are gay, Arabic, not a ne0-conservative or just simply not inept, then he hates you too.
I always thought that religion was a private enterprise. So, if you are dumb, stupid or simply a homophobic racist, The Westboro Baptist Church is [...]
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Faith Healing
Bill O'Turdly, March 22, 2007 # 2 Comments
Having some aches and pains?
Well, look no further Robert Tilton heals!
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Bush Sucks Dick, Cheney Does Too
Bill O'Turdly, March 19, 2007 # 3 Comments
This image was provided to us by those lovely folks at Hammer Uncut.
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The Proper Way to Hang a Confederate Flag
Bill O'Turdly, March 17, 2007 # 3 Comments
TALLAHASSEE, Fla. - Artist John Sims sees the Confederate flag as “visual terrorism,” and a symbol of a racist past. When Robert Hurst sees the flag, he is filled with pride as the descendant of a soldier who fought for the South during the Civil War.
Hurst walked into the Mary Brogan Museum of Art and [...]
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Stormbringer
Bill O'Turdly, March 11, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Well, it seems that the folks at Mormon Comics are at it again ripping of Elric of Melnibone. Here (above) we see Elric’s fearsome soul-stealing runesword, Stormbringer, intelligent and malicious with its own plan for tomorrow.
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KKK.com
Bill O'Turdly, March 6, 2007 # 130 Comments
Would you expect a nice high gloss flash website from the Klu Klux Klan?
The answer to that question would be a hell no! The home page has some messed up html coding and the links are barely visible. T. Furgeson and I are not ones to profess that we really know anything about making websites, [...]
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Cheney Has Blood Clot
Bill O'Turdly, March 6, 2007 # 4 Comments
WASHINGTON - Doctors discovered a blood clot in US Vice President Dick Cheney’s left leg Monday, a condition that could be fatal if left untreated.
The 66-year-old Cheney, who has a history of hawkishness and military aggression, will be treated with blood-thinning medication for several months, said spokeswoman Lea Anne McBride.
She said Cheney visited his [...]
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Hardaway Probable
Bill O'Turdly, March 1, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Fresh off his “I Hate Fags” American tour, Tim Hardaway has entered negotations with TOAS to join the already illustrious line up of TOAS, Dancing with the Stars, which includes Adrain Zmed, the Dancing Dwarf, the bald Britney Spears, and Vanilla Ice.
Citing the questioned sexuality of Adrian Zmed, Hardaway reiterated his stance by saying: “You [...]
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Cheney and Howard Admit They Like to Wear Women’s Underwear
Bill O'Turdly, February 25, 2007 # 2 Comments
Dick Cheney and John Howard have admitted they like to wear women’s underwear and prance around cross dressing like J. Edgar Hoover. In a joint press briefing in Canberra, they reconfirmed their love of Texas Tea. Jokingly, a reporter yelled out “tea bag him Dick.” This brought out some laughter as Dick belted out one [...]
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TOAS Exclusive: Bush Speech Leaked
Bill O'Turdly, February 22, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Good evening my fellow Americans.
We have to discuss Iraq today and we have to help North Korea securitize the dismantling the dismantled nuclear warheads in Afghanistan and beyond. We certainly have a firm commitment to Europe. We are subliminally a part of Europe. It’s important in Afghanistan and beyond. We, we’re a nation of law. [...]
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GHFIHGP, The New Alliance
Bill O'Turdly, February 20, 2007 # No Comment Yet
This just in: Tim Hardaway and Donnie Davies have formed an alliance against gay people called God Hates Fags, I Hate Gay People (GHFIHGP).
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Mormon Manga
Bill O'Turdly, February 18, 2007 # One Comment
Well, it seems that those wonderful people at the Church of Latter Day Saints are getting ready to kick Ultraman’s and Astroboy’s combined asses. In what appears to be a blatant attempt to rip off Michael Moorecock’s Elric series and its subsequent comic books, Brant and Doug Peery are trying to round up all the [...]
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