Turd of the Week: John McCain
Bill O'Turdly, August 16, 2008 # No Comment Yet
Speaking to reporters about the situation in Georgia, Sen. John McCain denounced the aggressive posture of Russia by claiming that:”in the 21st century nations don’t invade other nations.”
I guess our pal John either has selective memory and has forgot about Iraq and Afghanistan or he feels that the United States is above international law and [...]
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U.S. sought to fly a false flag
Bill O'Turdly, August 2, 2008 # No Comment Yet
Seymour Hersh of the New Yorker magazine, leaked this bombshell, pun intended, at the Progress Journalism Conference. The question is why did Hersh decide to wait to speak out on this?
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The man who should be the U.S. President
Bill O'Turdly, July 27, 2008 # No Comment Yet
We give you U.S. House of Representatives member Dennis Kucinich, the only man with balls enough to call for the impeachment of Emperor Bush, not once but twice.
Here he is in action calling for U.S. Constitutional law to actually be followed again.
Here is he calling for the impeachment of the great war criminal George [...]
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Condoleezza Rice Admits to Bitting the Dicks off 137 Men and 3 Dogs
Bill O'Turdly, May 6, 2007 # 4 Comments
SHARM EL-SHEIKH, EGYPT — In a warning to “those Dirty Tree Fuckers,” Condoleezza Rice has admitted that she is in fact a drag queen with an enormous cock. During her first face-to-face talks with Syria’s Foreign Minister Walid Muallem, Rice also admitted to bitting the dicks off 137 men and 3 dogs. While it still [...]
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Al-Queda, There When You Need It
Bill O'Turdly, May 1, 2007 # No Comment Yet
BAGHDAD — Like a Mastercard card, Al-Queda is there when you need it. Even cheaper than showing footage of a nuclear cloud, you can say that you killed a recent leader of Al-Queda in Iraq. Simply find some photo of an Islamic cleric on a google image search and add it to a hot [...]
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Opium, A Cash Crop
Bill O'Turdly, April 29, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Hemland province in Afghanistan is now set to become the country’s leading supply of opium, surpassing all the lush land under control of the US backed Northern Alliance. Lawmakers from Britain, with the help of their Afghan cronies, are now trying to convince farmers in Hemland to grow another crop.
On the other hand, America would [...]
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An American Sociopath
Bill O'Turdly, April 19, 2007 # No Comment Yet
In light of the recent premeditated shooting spree by Cho Seung-hui, which killed 32 people and himself at an American university, and the sensational media coverage that it has spawned, we here at TOAS offer you a real American sociopath: the US government.
This past week hundreds of people have been killed in Baghdad, with over [...]
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Turd of the Week
Bill O'Turdly, April 15, 2007 # No Comment Yet
WASHINGTON — US Senator John McCain said that the buildup of American forces in Iraq represented the only viable option to avoid failure in Iraq and that he had yet to identify an effective fallback if the current strategy failed.
“I have no Plan B,” Mr. McCain said in an interview. “If I saw that doomsday [...]
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White House Cable Intercepted
Bill O'Turdly, March 25, 2007 # No Comment Yet
WASHINGTON – TOAS has intercepted a top secret message from US President George W. Bush to the rest of the world.
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Military Singles
Bill O'Turdly, March 20, 2007 # No Comment Yet
Looking for that special someone, well look no further!
US Military Singles provides a way for US service men and women to meet one another!
Just don’t look for gays or lesbians, Military Singles has a strict don’t tell, don’t ask policy.
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Chris Hedges: A True Turdbuster
Bill O'Turdly, March 12, 2007 # 2 Comments
Chris Hedges, the son of a late Presbyterian minister who fought for civil rights in a small upstate New York town, has earned the prestigous Turdbuster Award from TOAS for his work exposing the Christian rights obsession with fascism and opposing gay rights.
Before becoming a reporter, Hedges was on his way to become a minister [...]
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WWE Smackdown - Bush vs Chavez
Bill O'Turdly, March 11, 2007 # 5 Comments
Holding a a dead squirrel above his head, Venezualan President Hugo Chavez calls US President Bush a hypocrite.
“When the US President says now that he’s worried about poverty and Latin America and that he’s come to help, you’ve got to to say “hypocrite” to him,” Chavez said to a crowd of several thousand in Trinidad, [...]
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