Posts Tagged ‘Illegal War’
Protecting Your Investment »
Having problems finding insurance for your start up company in Baghdad and its employees? Well, look no further! Chesterfield Insurance Brokers specialise in placing bespoke insurance policies for companies and individuals involved in the reconstruction of Iraq. Having problems with kidnapped employees and ransom money? Chesterfield [...]
Afghan Opium, Anyone? »
The US State Department's annual report on narcotics has said Afghanistan's opium has reached record levels. In the report the flourishing drug trade was cited as undermining the fight against the Taleban. After nearly five and a half years into the Afghan War and 4 years into the United States' and Britain's "combat" of poppy production, [...]
Colonel Fuzz E. Butt »
Looking for a new hero in the Middle East we offer you Col. Fuzz E. Butt, Ret. The foul, the phew, the manured. This patriotic poop is one tough turd. Whether it's in the halls of Montezuma's Revenge or in the hills of Tripoopli, he is first to defend his country's right to poop freely. Turd Birds
Cheney and Howard Admit They Like to Wear »
Dick Cheney and John Howard have admitted they like to wear women's underwear and prance around cross dressing like J. Edgar Hoover. In a joint press briefing in Canberra, they reconfirmed their love of Texas Tea. Jokingly, a reporter yelled out "tea bag him Dick." This brought out some laughter as Dick belted out one of his best lines: "They [...]
Investment Opportunities »
Looking to invest, say a few million dollars. Look no further! Iraq Suppliers provides a definitive 'one-stop shop' from which greedy western investors and greedy Iraqis (who are keen to sell their country), can source company information for the supply of equipment, materials and contract partners. With comprehensive lists of industries and [...]